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Dog Park (1998) Poster

(1998)

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Lorna: So what do you do for a living?

Andy: I... I write classified ads.

Lorna: I've read some of your work. Some of it's pretty good.

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Andy: You're wearing the uniform of the depressed: Sweatpants and a raincoat.

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[holding up a hacky-sack]

Callum: Would you like to groove to my hacky-sack vibe?

Lorna: I... I... I wouldn't, no.

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Lorna: You're not one of those guys who yaps about love and brings up his ex-girlfriend and then goes AWOL, are you?

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Dr. Cavan: What's wrong, Mogli?

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Andy: Didn't your mother teach you to break up with some style?

Cheryl: You just... you just have to get over it.

Andy: "Get over it?" It's been four days.

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Andy: Didn't your mother teach you to break up with some style?

Cheryl: You gotta just... get over it.

Andy: Get over it? It's only been four DAYS.

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Cheryl: Andy's been pumping the nutritionist who bought him at the auction.

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Jeri: How'd the date go?

Andy: I got Ninja-Fucked.

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Andy: What do you wanna do?

Kieran: Let's have sex.

Andy: That's a rare idea. All we do is have sex. I think one day you're gonna kill me if I can't perform.

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Andy: You know what, Jeff? You're wrong! 'Cause it's not about the other flesh. It's about being with the same woman night after night, and cuddling with her until you wear a spot on her back. Getting to know her, watching her change and watching how it changes you.

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Andy: Just because I don't have it doesn't mean I don't know what it is.

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