Dennis the Menace Strikes Again! (1998 Video)
George Wilson: Never trust a guy that's always smiling. And the man lived in his car!
Martha Wilson: That's a 50 foot motorhome, George.
George Wilson: Well he doesn't act his age.
Martha Wilson: Neither do you, George, you act so much older.
George Wilson: Martha! I got new spots, and I think there's something wrong with my tongue, see?
[shows her his tongue]
George Wilson: And I got this kink in my back that everytime I do this
[lifts his arm]
George Wilson: everytime I do that it hurts me.
Martha Wilson: Then don't do that, George those are the same kinks and the same spots you've had for years.
George Wilson: Frogs, lizards, forget the plumber, I need an exterminator.
Grandpa: I'm going to be spending lots of time with Dennis, every minute.
Dennis Mitchell: That'll be so much fun. We can go fishing and eat hot dogs in the morning, and stay up really late.
Margaret: [on the no girls allowed club] You let Gina in the club!
Gunther: She's vice president.
Margaret: But Gina's a girl!
Gunther: She is?
[Gina hits him]
Gunther: Ow! She don't hit like no girl.
Margaret: I will not give up. One day, I'll be Mrs. Dennis Mitchell, hmph!
Dennis Mitchell: And the heck--
Gina: With girls!
Gina: Guys, those bugs were fake! I can't believe you fell for them!
Joey: Them great big bugs, fake?
Gunther: That dirty Margaret, she don't fight fair!
Gina: We've got to stop her! We have to save Dennis from a fate worse than death!
Professor: If I ever find out who he is...
Sylvester: Dennis Mitchell! All the clerks, all the pharmacists, they all know him, they say you're lucky, you could've gone to the hospital.
Martha Wilson: George, I thought you hated tea.
[Stays still for a while]
Martha Wilson: What is that terrible smell? A dead rat. George, what in the world?
George Wilson: It's gardening food. No, no, it's for planting. It's planting food, it's for gardening. Planting food and gardening.
Martha Wilson: George, are you all right? I mean lately you've been acting strange and even more more strange than usual.
George Wilson: Nonsense, nonsense!
[Sips the tea which then has a brown spot on his lip while Martha gets grossed out]
George Wilson: Everything is fine.