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Dennis the Menace Strikes Again! (Video 1998) Poster

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Margaret: I will not give up. One day, I'll be Mrs. Dennis Mitchell, hmph!

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George Wilson: Never trust a guy that's always smiling. And the man lived in his car!

Martha Wilson: That's a 50 foot motorhome, George.

George Wilson: Well he doesn't act his age.

Martha Wilson: Neither do you, George, you act so much older.

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George Wilson: Martha! I got new spots, and I think there's something wrong with my tongue, see?

[shows her his tongue]

George Wilson: And I got this kink in my back that everytime I do this

[lifts his arm]

George Wilson: everytime I do that it hurts me.

Martha Wilson: Then don't do that, George those are the same kinks and the same spots you've had for years.

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George Wilson: Frogs, lizards, forget the plumber, I need an exterminator.

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Grandpa: I'm going to be spending lots of time with Dennis, every minute.

Dennis Mitchell: That'll be so much fun. We can go fishing and eat hot dogs in the morning, and stay up really late.

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Margaret: [on the no girls allowed club] You let Gina in the club!

Gunther: She's vice president.

Margaret: But Gina's a girl!

Gunther: She is?

[Gina hits him]

Gunther: Ow! She don't hit like no girl.

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Girl At Diving Board: Hey Mister, hurry up.

George Wilson: Shut up, kid, huh?

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Dennis MitchellGinaJoeyGunther: I pledge allegience, to the flag of the no girls allowed club, and to the coolest club in the universe, one club, invisible, with liberty and justice for guys.

Dennis Mitchell: And the heck--

Gina: With girls!

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Gina: Guys, those bugs were fake! I can't believe you fell for them!

Joey: Them great big bugs, fake?

Gunther: That dirty Margaret, she don't fight fair!

Gina: We've got to stop her! We have to save Dennis from a fate worse than death!

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Professor: If I ever find out who he is...

Sylvester: Dennis Mitchell! All the clerks, all the pharmacists, they all know him, they say you're lucky, you could've gone to the hospital.

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Grandpa: I was just trying to help.

George Wilson: [groans] That's what Dennis always says.

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Martha Wilson: George, I thought you hated tea.

[Stays still for a while]

Martha Wilson: What is that terrible smell? A dead rat. George, what in the world?

George Wilson: It's gardening food. No, no, it's for planting. It's planting food, it's for gardening. Planting food and gardening.

Martha Wilson: George, are you all right? I mean lately you've been acting strange and even more more strange than usual.

George Wilson: Nonsense, nonsense!

[Sips the tea which then has a brown spot on his lip while Martha gets grossed out]

George Wilson: Everything is fine.

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