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On the 2nd Day of Christmas (TV Movie 1997) Poster

(1997 TV Movie)

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Trish: When did she leave you?

Bert: She did not leave me. We parted.

Trish: Is that why you're mad at the world?

Bert: I'm not mad a the world, just a very small part of it.

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Trish: Are you hurt?

Bert: No! How can I be hurt? I just threw my family jewels full force against a freezing metal fence!

Trish: Oh good, as long as you're not hurt

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Trish: When I was a little girl I could tell the breed of a dog by its bark.

Bert: And?

Trish: I think you better hurry!

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Bill: So, you two met at the store?

Bert: Ehhh..

Trish: First floor. Handbags. It was very romantic. Bert dragged me right off, I couldn't resist!

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Bert: All the good songs have already been written.

Trish: Well, no one has ever written a song about me!

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