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On the 2nd Day of Christmas
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Trish
: When did she leave you?
Bert
: She did not leave me. We parted.
Trish
: Is that why you're mad at the world?
Bert
: I'm not mad a the world, just a very small part of it.
Trish
: Are you hurt?
Bert
: No! How can I be hurt? I just threw my family jewels full force against a freezing metal fence!
Trish
: Oh good, as long as you're not hurt
Trish
: When I was a little girl I could tell the breed of a dog by its bark.
Bert
: And?
Trish
: I think you better hurry!
Bill
: So, you two met at the store?
Bert
: Ehhh..
Trish
: First floor. Handbags. It was very romantic. Bert dragged me right off, I couldn't resist!
Bert
: All the good songs have already been written.
Trish
: Well, no one has ever written a song about me!
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