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(1997 TV Movie)

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Gilbert: What does "celibate" mean?

Amy: No chicks.

Gilbert: Oh. I could never handle that.

Amy: You'll get used to it.

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Gilbert: My mom collects antique dolls. That's perfectly normal. A lot of people collect dolls.

Amy: Yeah, a lot of insane people.

Gilbert: My mom's not insame.

Amy: She takes her dolls to the movies.

Gilbert: So? There's nothing wrong with that.

Amy: She buys them popcorn.

Gilbert: Once! She did that once!

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Amy: Clogging? What is this, "Hee-Haw"?

Marshall: Hey, it worked, didn't it?

Amy: Yeah, but next time, think of an idea that makes you look like a dork.

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Amy: Get out of the way, Leonard. And take your blanket with you.

Leonard: It's not a blanket, it's a rag! I carry it around in case I have to wipe up something.

Amy: Oh, yeah, right, and I'm not wearing a bra, I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.

Gilbert: You're wearing a bra?

Amy: Oh, shut up.

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Gilbert: What should we call him?

Amy: How about 'Mummy'?

Marshall: How about Harold?

Amy: Harold?

Marshall: I don't know; he looks like my Uncle Harold.

Amy: Geez, your aunt must be ready to open a vein!

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Marshall: Have you ever SEEN a dead person?

Amy: Oh, yeah, I've got 'em lying around my basement in huge stacks. You know, you should come over some time; we use 'em to build big forts.

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Amy: Mrs. Anderson?

Gilbert's Mom: Call me Esmerelda.

Amy: Her name's not Esmerelda.

Gilbert: She's role-playing; go with it.

Amy: 'Kay. Esmerelda?

Gilbert's Mom: Yes?

Amy: Marsh and I are going to get some ice cream. Can Gilbert come with us?

Gilbert's Mom: Sure, just be back by 8:30.

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Marshall: [breaking into Kubat's basement] Geek.

Amy: Loser.

[light flashes]

Amy: Car!

[both duck down as a car passes]

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Gilbert: Wait a minute! If your mom's got the key, then how come we had to break into the basement?

Amy: What fun is it to use a key?

Marshall: Exactly.

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Marshall: He likes your hair.

Amy: Must be my new conditioner. It attracts dead guys.

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Todd: Hey, Amy.

Amy: I'm busy, Todd.

Todd: Well, I know, but I was just.

Amy: Uh Todd.

Todd: Well I only. I was just wonder.

Amy: Don't make me hurt you, Todd!

Todd: Oh. OK. Sorry.

Amy: He's got a big crush on me, but it's definitely not going to happen.

Marshall: Why not?

Amy: He saw that Olsen twins movie twice. I mean, how can you respect a guy like thtat?

Marshall: I see your point.

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Marshall: I'm going to keep him.

Amy: You can't keep him.

Marshall: Well, we can't turn him in. They'll take him somewhere and experiment on him.

Gilbert: What do you mean, experiment?

Marshall: Cut him open, dissect him, pack him in formaldehyde.

Gilbert: They will?

Marshall: Of course, didn't you see "E.T."?

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Amy: So what movie are we going to see?

Marshall: Warthead!

Gilbert: You're crazy!

Amy: You've seen it three times.

Marshall: Four. And, you know, I learn more about the character every time.

Amy: What's to learn? He's a monster. He eats people.

Marshall: That is such a cultural stereotype.

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Marshall: Gilbert, it's a horror movie; what do you think happens? Horrible things!

Gilbert: All right, I guess I juust don't like horror movies, I like nice happy movies, like "The Sound of Music".

Marshall: You have got to be kidding.

Gilbert: No it's great, there's singing and dancing, and Nazis. Well, the Nazis don't sing and dance, which would be great if they did. Anyway, Liesel, she's the oldest daughter... what a babe! Even when she's wearing those play clothes made from the curtains...

Gilbert: Gilbert, you're starting to sound weird now!

Marshall: Oh. OK.

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Amy: He's dead.

Marshall: Who?

Amy: Mr. Kubat.

Marshall: We just saw him last Saturday!

Amy: You want your peaches?

Marshall: When did he die?

Amy: A couple days ago. The meter man was reading his water meter and saw him through the window, sprawled out on the floor, covered in pancake batter.

Gilbert: Poor guy, killed by pancake batter.

Amy: Hello? He had a heart attack moron, he just happened to be making pancakes at the time.

Gilbert: Still, what a way to go. One minute you're making yourself a hearty, nutritious breakfast and then bingo, lights out.

Amy: Hey, he was old, organs fail, these things happen. What about you? Are you eating your peaches?

Marshall: Here, eat all the peaches! I don't know how you can stand these things anyway, they're as hard as bricks.

Amy: You just suck on them a while and they're okay.

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Amy: [sarcastically] I don't wear pajamas, I sleep in the nude.

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Movie Molly: Watch out there might be monsters in the living room.

Movie Ben: Shut up Molly.

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Amy: What did you see?

Gilbert: A coffin, a big scary coffin!

Amy: Oh, wow.

Marshall: Cool!

Gilbert: Yeah, REAL cool, especially when there's a hand sticking out of it!

Amy: Oh, man!

Marshall: Mr. Kubat must've killed somebody.

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Marshall: [to Harold] Most of my friends' parents are either divorced or they hate each other.

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Gilbert: [the kids hear the Mummy urinating in the next room] Wow, he had to go!

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