It's never too late, George.
George... God, I can't remember the last time somebody called me George. Ever since I was a young boy I've always been known as Bugs Bailey. It's 'cause I've got these two front teeth protruding, make me talk like a wascally wabbit.
Do you know what it's like to go through life named after a cartoon character?
Do you think Hortense is a bowl of laughs?