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Suckula (1973)

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A news-reporter covers Dracula's rampage through Hollywood.

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(as Jack Armstrong)
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Pat Arno
Ann Finn
Art Gill
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A news-reporter covers Dracula's rampage through Hollywood.

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Sex Vampires...
16 February 2008 | by (The Infernal Empire) – See all my reviews

In a comedic sex pulp men's magazine format, a-la in a very "Monty Python" style, the entire film is told from the position of a news reporter named "George Smutnam" in New York, relating the strange Vampiric happenings in Los Angeles, compiled by adventurous cameramen at great risk to themselves, chronicling alleged Vampire activity.

From the phallic cologne bottle commercial featuring masturbating model "Laura-Jean", to the efforts of Dracula / Suckula {the fanged actor actually has a necktie instead of the usual bow-tie} seducing several maidens, and indulging in both mutually-pleasurable oral and blood fetishes {particularly a very talented young lady with a perfectly-placed Devil's Mark}; an amusing Folger's coffee commercial featuring a couple sharing their intimate relations; to "Sandra Van Ocre" {a hilariously mustached man in drag} for an abrupt interview with "Rodney Alucard the 3rd", a direct descendant of Count Dracula. Then on to a parody of those "Go see Cal" Worthington car ads, complete with modified lyrics and a Negro slave girl; then back to Sandra for an interview with a female vampire named "Moona Lisa" who virtually cannibalizes her/him; now please view your monitor for another seemingly gratuitous scene of a couple having sex, when the girl surprisingly turns into a vampire; then a final exchange with Sandra who meets a predictably temporary demise by the fangs of Alucard and Moona.

"Remember... you were there! ...And now for the late movie, 'The Mad Motorcycle Monster Who Ate Naked Hippies'. Thank you, and Good Night."


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