This moronic spoof of "Ed Wood" stars Mike Horner in the title role, another clunky porn video from hack writer Cash Markman. The concept of making Ed Wood Junior into a porn director is ridiculous in that in real life that's what he ended up becoming, robbing the parody of the usual "what if?" point.
Horner hams it up incessantly and the jokes aren't funny. The actors in his video reading their lines stiffly is a bit too close to real porn delivery, and the running in-joke about director Scotty Fox is lame in the extreme, ultimately resolved by Brick Majors showing up as Scotty Fox, joining in with horner for a threesome with Dallas in a strip club.
Some black and white footage is pointlessly included; crew member J. B. is boring as a commentator, representing a movie critic from "Erotic Video News" and the closest thing to actual satire of adult moviemaking is reference to mayponniase used to fake cum shots. Holly Body gets prominent billing in the opening credits but doesn't appear in the finished video.
Horner hams it up incessantly and the jokes aren't funny. The actors in his video reading their lines stiffly is a bit too close to real porn delivery, and the running in-joke about director Scotty Fox is lame in the extreme, ultimately resolved by Brick Majors showing up as Scotty Fox, joining in with horner for a threesome with Dallas in a strip club.
Some black and white footage is pointlessly included; crew member J. B. is boring as a commentator, representing a movie critic from "Erotic Video News" and the closest thing to actual satire of adult moviemaking is reference to mayponniase used to fake cum shots. Holly Body gets prominent billing in the opening credits but doesn't appear in the finished video.