Another Day in Paradise (1998)

James Woods: Mel

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• Bobbie : Are you a doctor, Melvin?

  Mel : Yeah. I'm a doctor, shooting you up with heroin. That's right.

• Mel : You're fucking hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire.

• Mel : Hey, you keep a real nice house, ever hear of a trash can?

• Mel : Three things you never fuck with: You never fuck with a man's money... you never fuck with a man's dope... and you never fuck with a man's pussy.

• Mel : I was in a blues bar in St. Louis. A guy walks in carrying a severed head. Walks up, sets it on the bar and says, "Give the bitch a beer."

• Mel : I would fucking drink her bath water!

• Mel : We've been doing real good together. They look up to us, they need us, babe.

  Sid : What do they need us for? What do you think we are, Ozzie and Harriet?

• Bobbie : Rosie ain't coming, all right.

  Mel : I'm fucking devastated. Rosie's not coming. You think I give a shit?

• Sid : I don't want to get near these cocksuckers.

  Mel : Fine, okay. So who's going to bring the shit over when we make the deal?

  Rosie : I will. I'll bring the shit over.

• Mel : A gun is there for your protection. You use it when you have no other option. It ain't your fucking dick so don't be whipping it out every time you want to prove you're a fucking tough guy.

• Bobbie : You saved my life, man.

  Mel : That's true, kid, but right now let's concentrate on the not puking thing.