This is a comic look at the fast food business and rates one of the best films ever. John Holmes operates a pizza delivery service that adds very special toppings provided by the delivery ... See full summary »
The Morality over Madness (MOM) committee tries to take down Sue Forbes' adult magazine "Panther". Alas, Sue's former centerfold models agree to seduce MOM's members. One encounter is videotaped, which Sue uses for sexual blackmail.
Lisa De Leeuw,
Naïve country bumpkin Andrew gets fired from his job working at a diner. Worse yet, his unfaithful wife Lisa wants to divorce him, so his lawyer Luana gets Andrew a new job as an ... See full summary »
Christine De Shaffer,
College student and aspiring writer Kathy takes a job working as a night clerk at a busy motel in order to make money to pay for her tuition. A motley assortment of folks from various walks... See full summary »
High executive Champagne hires Harry as a chauffeur for her sex trips. The job provides Harry with women...too many of them. But his boss Gladys Whitmore is so horny that she asks him for the same thing when he comes by to complain.
Porn filmmaker Cindy Lou Sutters casts a striking redhead she dubs Red Heat to star in her latest hardcore movie. After Red Heat catches her boyfriend with another woman, she goes crazy and... See full summary »
A couple, their two daughters and two sons go on a vacation. The daughters decide to explore each other, two Asian beauties offer to service everyone and dad has a dream about family orgy which disturbs him much more than it does mom.
Cindy is a prostitute who hates her life, but is doing it to help put her boyfriend through medical school, although he has no idea how she's earning the money. One day her boyfriend finds ... See full summary »
Magical maid Divina shows up out of nowhere in a rich household, and gradually seduces the husband, son and wife. Jealous of her dominance, the hired help gang rape her, until she bewitches them and has her way with them.
This is a comic look at the fast food business and rates one of the best films ever. John Holmes operates a pizza delivery service that adds very special toppings provided by the delivery girls - Desiree, Candida, Chris and Laurien. But Paul Thomas and the fried chicken people enlist the aid of the infamous San Francisco Night Chicken to drive the pizza operation out of business. The sex scenes are exceptionally ludicrous in the very entertaining adult movie. Written by
According to an interview with executive producer Damon Christian on the Vinegar Syndrome DVD release, several mobsters from Chicago, Illinois invested money in the film. Moreover, one of said mobsters was present on the set throughout the shooting of the movie and even threatened to break the legs of star John Holmes after Holmes accidentally set fire to the pizza parlor main location on the last day of filming. See more »
The DVD box claims the film was directed by Damon Christian. In fact, Bob Chinn is listed in the film's credits as being the sole director of Pizza Girls. Damon Christian Productions is one of the production companies. See more »
I originally reviewed this about a year ago taking on the stance of someone who had been duped into watching it based on the belief that it was a comedy. Part of my review said: "I rented this expecting a comedy, but it is not." I thought my review was pretty funny if I do say so myself but apparently no one else got it since it received five unhelpful votes, out of five altogether.
Anyway, truth be told this actually is a good porn film and it's quite funny. The late John Holmes shows off his considerable talents as the "Pizza Man" (as he's billed in the credits) who shows a bunch of girls a good time.
I'm not all that into porn, but '70s porn was definitely the best, when they became pretentious like this and tried to develop plots (as seen in P.T. Anderson's brilliant satire "Boogie Nights").
I think it's pointless to say if you don't like watching naked people go at it, bad acting and hilariously inane dialogue, you won't like this.
But if you enjoy John Holmes attempting to act out scenes of dialogue, it's a hoot!
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