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Halloween with the New Addams Family (TV Movie 1977) Poster

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Gomez Addams: To be, or not to be? NOT to be... THAT is the ANSWER!

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Uncle Fester: We get the strangest people in here.

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First Cop: Sorry folks, but the neighbors complained about the noise.

Morticia Addams: But this is a holiday, and a very special holiday for the Addams family, everyone here is a relative.

Uncle Fester: [brings in the crooks] I'm sorry you're mistaken, Morticia, these two aren't.

First Cop: Well... Bones Lafferty, and Louie the Lard?

Gomez Addams: You must be mistaken officer, these people are family.

[Fester shakes his head]

Boss Crook: No, we - we just said that... we're not members of this family. They've got a lion, a lion! In the basement, and a lady flew out the window!

Little Bo Peep: That was no lady, it was a pterodactyl.

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Morticia Addams: [an explosion is heard from the kitchen] Did you leave a cake in the oven, Mama?

Grandmama Addams: It's that woman again! That's my kitchen, not an airport!

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Fake Gomez: [Fester has him on the rack, mistaking him for Gomez] I'm just a guest here, take off my mask and you'll see.

Uncle Fester: An imposter! That's the first mistake I ever made on the rack, if I stretched you out, I could see about having you shortened. And if your socks are stretched, I'll be very happy to knit you a new pair.

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Uncle Fester: Don't step on Kitty Kat's tail.

Mikey: Do I look like the kind of guy who'd step on Kitty Kat's tail?

[leaves, Kitty Kat roars and Mikey returns terrified and his clothes torn]

Uncle Fester: You stepped on Kitty Kat's tail.

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Mother Frump: [to the relatives in the graveyard] I want to apologize to you all, I almost gave up the old broom and fly recipe. I was wrong, I forgot the old family motto, "Never say die!"

[buried relatives applaud]

Mother Frump: Thank you, well, back to the drawing board.

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Morticia Addams: This is Mr. Grim, show him the house.

Grandmama Addams: He's in it.

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Uncle Fester: [a plant is choking Mikey] Lois! How can he holler if you keep hugging him like that?

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Ophelia Addams: I found him! I found him! He was hiding.

Pancho Addams: I was not hiding, I was meditating.

Ophelia Addams: In the dumbwaiter?

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Pancho Addams: Hurry and dig yourself out, Uncle Fester, I'm going to tell the children the legend of Cousin Shy.

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[repeated line]

Uncle Fester: Don't step on Kitty Kat's tail!

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Gomez Addams: [opening a present] An umbrella, Tish you know me like a book.

Morticia Addams: I was afraid the weather would be terrible. You know how horrid sunshine is, I shall pray for clouds.

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Uncle Fester: [freeing Lafferty from the encircling leafy fronds while irritably scolding the plant] How many times has Gomez told you NOT TO PLAY WITH STRANGERS?

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Morticia Addams: [singing] Christmas and Easter bring wonderful treasures/spirits and pumpkins bring far greater pleasures.

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