Tina: We're all famous- just like the Jackson family!
Jimmy: Don't say that, Tina.
Pecker: [Making a toast] And my little sister Chrissy, for teaching me that life is nothing if you're not obsessed.
Shelley: Don't become an asshole. I beg of you, do not become an asshole.
Shelley: Don't become an asshole, Pecker. I beg of you do not become an asshole.
Memama: [talking through her Mary ventriloquist dummy] Full of grace! Full of grace!
Tina: Oh, Mary, I'm a model!
Memama: Mary isn't a homosexual term, Tina.
Pervert on Phone: Come on, be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone!
Shelley: Shove it, fuckwad!
[after boys tried smugly stealing clothes]
Blond Haired Cashier Lady: Now give me the camera and unzip your pants and show me your hardware or I'm calling the police.