Pecker: [Making a toast] And my little sister Chrissy, for teaching me that life is nothing if you're not obsessed.
Memama: Sometimes there's things more important than pit beef.
Memama: [talking through her Mary ventriloquist dummy] Full of grace! Full of grace!
Pecker: I love you Shelley! I love you more than Kodak!
[after boys tried smugly stealing clothes]
Blond Haired Cashier Lady: Now give me the camera and unzip your pants and show me your hardware or I'm calling the police.
Shelley: Don't become an asshole, Pecker. I beg of you do not become an asshole.
Shelley: Don't become an asshole. I beg of you, do not become an asshole.
Pervert on Phone: Come on, be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone!
Shelley: Shove it, fuckwad!