Another John T. Bone/Ron Jeremy fantasy porn extravaganza
You will either like or hate the many circa 1995 videos cranked out by John T. Bone/John Bowen with Ron Jeremy fronting for anthology porn. I'm somewhat on the fence: I appreciate their strangeness and fitful erotic moments, but am unimpressed with the zero-budget chintiziness.
This one takes off a bit on those wonderful "Once Step Beyond" John Newland TV shows. Ron Jeremy is the host introducing each vignette, with the cute gimmick of him standing in the set with the actors (quietly waiting for their cue to begin), telling their story and then exiting to let us watch it unfold, as if this were '50s Live Television. In one segment he later returns as one of the guys doing the humping, like a tag-team substitute since as host he was already there with the actual actors we've been watching.
Ron's spiel is dumb and unfunny as usual, beginning with "8 million dirty stories in the Naked City and this is not one of them". Verbally he emphasizes the word "Notorious" regarding a woman in each introduction, and it comes off as ridiculous and irrelevant.
Period dress perks up a Victorian Era threesome, delivering the usual Bone specialty of d.p.'s. Finale has Ron at a poker game which devolves into an orgy that is particularly sloppy and asinine in its execution. We hear either the director or Ron yell "Rotate!" for example, when the studs are required to change positions as different types of d.p.'s are presented. Early on the heroine indulges in pegging one of the guys with a strap-on-dildo applied to his posterior.
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