Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: This womps.
Spinelli: It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.
Ashley 'Ashley B' Boulet: Scccaandaaloussss
Gelman: And if you ever tell a teacher on me again, I'll hit you so hard your clothes'll hurt!
Upside-Down Girl: [after Digger Dave has given her advice on how to hang] Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: [receiving test scores] F? That's terrible!
Gus: F! I'm so disappointed in myself!
Gretchen: A-? My life is flashing before my eyes!
Miss Alordayne Grotkey: Ok, so everyone who didn't do their homework last night will be challenged to a double load.
[the class groans]
Miss Alordayne Grotkey: And anyone who did their homework can have the night off.
Gretchen: YES! WOOHOO!
[realizes she's the only one cheering]
Gretchen: Umm, I mean... Boo, the unfairness?
Miss Muriel P Finster: I'd call you a pack of wild animals, but even wild animals don't throw food. Except for monkeys. But you're not monkeys, are you? No, you're children, children who act like monkeys.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Mikey, what are you doing?
Mikey: Communing with people who appreciate my innate spiritual gifts.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: I appreciate your insane spiritual gifts, Mikey.
Gretchen: But... but you were supposed to study the homework and learn from it!
Spinelli: Gretchen, what colour's the sky on your planet?