As if "Toddlers & Tiaras" weren't disturbing enough on its own, now they're bringing helpless pets into the mix. Yes, there's a pet pageant. Pets and little kids -- two groups forced into these strange traditions, mostly against their wills.
The season premiere features three little girls and their three little (and not so little) pets: Rainbow Dash (named after a My Little Pony
) with her dog, Titi, Gabby with her guinea pig, Puddinin, and Lily with her miniature horse, Blackjack. Both the children and the pets got captions when they "spoke."
Note: This beauty pageant takes place in Indiana and features a miniature horse. It's a missed opportunity to feature Lil' Sebastian! (If you don't get the reference, please go watch "Parks and Recreation" now.)
If you're not yet scared, here are 10 reasons why you should be:
1. "I don't think I'll be going to hell because of pageants. I could