Brandon Walsh: First day of school... strange city... new house... no friends... I'm psyched!
Steve Sanders: She is the biggest bitch at West Beverly High. I should know. I went out with her for a year.
Steve Sanders: You got a nose job!
Kelly Taylor: Yeah, I did.
Steve Sanders: Looks good.
Kelly Taylor: Big improvement, huh!
Steve Sanders: Yeah, they took about a foot off.
Kelly Taylor: Now I know why I broke up with you.
Brenda Walsh: Everyone hear looks like they stepped out of a music video. I don't even have the right hair.
Brenda Walsh: Nobody knows me here! I could be anybody. I could be somebody!
Brandon Walsh: Like what, Homecoming Queen?
Secretary: Mr. Clayton, would you please explain to this young man our new restrictions on leather this year?
David Silver: Hey Scott.
Scott Scanlon: I can't find my locker. Number 1533. This place is huge, like five times as big as junior high!
David Silver: I know, the steps are even bigger. And the babes are outrageous.
Mr. Ridley: Choose your seat with care as the person sitting next to you will be your lab partner for the rest of the semester.
[an overweight girl looks for a partner. Students try to avoid her. She approaches Kelly]
Kelly Taylor: Sorry, it's taken!
Overweight Girl: By who?
Kelly Taylor: By that girl.
[Kelly points at Brenda who is entering the class]
Kelly Taylor: Over here, I saved you a seat.
Brenda Walsh: Look, I think that you have me confused with somebody else.
Kelly Taylor: That's okay. I'm being friendly.
Brenda Walsh: Thanks. My name's Brenda.
Kelly Taylor: I'm Kelly.
Brenda Walsh: Hi.
Kelly Taylor: Are you smart?
Brenda Walsh: Sort of.
Kelly Taylor: [smiles] Great. This class can be a real bitch. I need all the help I can get.