The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (1997–1998)
Harvey Atkin: Sam
Quotes
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[repeated line]
Sam : You crack me up, little buddy.
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Sam : Remember, kids, we're professional cartoon characters. Don't try this at home.
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[after demonstrating how to make a Max hand-puppet from a paper bag]
Max : Make a bunch, and use them to put on twisted puppet shows for the neighborhood kids which will affect them later in life. Use it to communicate ideas and concepts to people of other lands.
Sam : Max's terrifying head is a universal symbol of something or other.
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Sam : I'm just tossing darts in the dark here, but I'd say this whole transdimensional mess is the combined result of you storing toxic oozes in leaky zippy lock bags in a freezer that's as neglected as Quasimodo at a Sadie Hawkins dance.
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Sam : We have the safety of the passengers and our pledge to provide patently ridiculous scenarios to consider.
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Sam : Holy jumping weasel fritters on a hot cross bun!
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Sam : [seeing and hearing Max play bagpipes] Whoa! That's something I'm gonna have dreams about!
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Sam : Holy mother of all things hairy and disgusting!
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Sam : Gee buddy, in my experience a grade four abrasion like that usually has the recipient bawling like a three legged longshoreman at a cotillion.