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Talk Dirty to Me Part III (1984)

X | | Adult, Comedy | November 1984 (USA)
A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a man of the opposite sex.

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A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a man of the opposite sex.

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For a Mermaid to Stay Wet on Dry Land, She Has to LEARN THE LANGUAGE

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Traci Lords makes a "Splash"
1 March 2005 | by See all my reviews

Traci Lords is a mermaid, who apparently not having male mermaids (how the hell do they procreate the species anyway) decides to go among the land of the humans for some fun, in this porn takeoff on "Splash". She spies two people going at it, Jack (the star of most of the films in the "Talk dirty to Me" series) and Rikki Blake, and naturally is enthralled. She falls for Jack of course. But her limited vocabulary and no one believing Jack when he says she's a mermaid is the source of "humor"It's not really funny, just annoying. But the sex scenes are good, plus Traci, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, and a pre-enhanced Bunny Bleu are all hot. This is the most sought after of the films in the series by porn fans, because of the rarity of the original picture after Ms. Lords outed herself as underage.

My Porn Grade: B


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