Incoming freshmen go through the hazing process at Delta Gamma Nu and that means they need to have sex to be accepted. All well and good but our hero can't cut it until his sister takes him... See full summary »
Matt has a crush on Gloria, who teases him by swimming naked in the pool. Glorias mother is interested in Matt and seduces him. Matts older brother Vince delivers a call-girl, Angel, to ... See full summary »
Three guys molest one of their parents' maids. Two plus a female friend move on to another female one. A third female friend has a fantasy. Meanwhile, one mother enjoys a public lover as another buxom one pleasures a neighbor.
Traci Lords is a mermaid, who apparently not having male mermaids (how the hell do they procreate the species anyway) decides to go among the land of the humans for some fun, in this porn takeoff on "Splash". She spies two people going at it, Jack (the star of most of the films in the "Talk dirty to Me" series) and Rikki Blake, and naturally is enthralled. She falls for Jack of course. But her limited vocabulary and no one believing Jack when he says she's a mermaid is the source of "humor"It's not really funny, just annoying. But the sex scenes are good, plus Traci, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, and a pre-enhanced Bunny Bleu are all hot. This is the most sought after of the films in the series by porn fans, because of the rarity of the original picture after Ms. Lords outed herself as underage.
My Porn Grade: B
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