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Talk Dirty to Me Part III (1984)

X | | Adult, Comedy | November 1984 (USA)
A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a man of the opposite sex.

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The Mermaid
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Linda
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A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a man of the opposite sex.

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For a Mermaid to Stay Wet on Dry Land, She Has to LEARN THE LANGUAGE

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the only mermaid porn film in existence
10 July 2004 | by (Suffolk, UK) – See all my reviews

As far as I am aware this is the only mermaid porn film in existence. If anybody knows of any others please let me know!!! For that reason alone it is unique.

Its an adult take on "Splash" with Traci Lords as our voluptuous mermaid who can conveniently materialise legs when out of the water. Lords is amazing and lights up the screen, it is unbelievable to think that she is just 16! This film was quickly taken off the shelves and reshot with a different actress and I hear that the remake is awful since what makes this movie is Lords.

The film has a clear plot, attempt at acting and a great deal of charm. Secretly I rather enjoyed it!


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