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11 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
Pitch is just what it says it is., 18 October 2006
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Author:
Justafilmwatcher from Canada
This film is exactly what its title describes--an attempt to get you to
buy into what the writers have to offer.
First, it's kinda fun to see the 1996-style Toronto I remember with all
its silly haircuts, sunglasses, clothes, and attitude. It really hasn't
changed any; just a nice, safe, cheap, provincial little urban
backwater that makes a great meeting place for international film
types! It's also amusing to see Kenny and Spenny head to L.A. and find
out that it's Toronto all over again, only with a strange assortment of
beach bums, musicians, fortune tellers, and yet more uppity film types.
I don't see Pitch as a film to be enjoyed; it's not entertainment
unless the viewer enjoys watching someone's aspirations being trampled.
I take Pitch as a warning that power and money is really held by studio
execs and production houses. Would-be (and "successful") writers,
musicians, and actors are still mere transients even when they reach
the Big Time.
So, Kenny and Spenny are trying to sell you a warning. Buy it or don't,
but the message is still there.
16 out of 25 people found the following review useful:
The ultimate Hollywood Nightmare, 7 May 1999
Author:
Kenny Hotz from Los Angeles
Credited by Variety to be one of the greatest documentaries to ever come out of Canada. Al Pacino, Roger Ebert, Neil Simon, Matt Dillon as well as a constant slew of celebs make this film a Canadian classic. The film is really best described as "Roger & Me" meets "The Player". Watch as Kenny Hotz and Spenny PITCH their script to the big boys of Hollywood. Called the only American film to ever come out of Canada, This film opened the Toronto Film Festival in 1997, Winner of the 'Best Indie Film Award Toronto'. Europe premier was at the prestigious HOF film fest in Germany. U.S.A. premier U.S. Comedy Festival Aspen 1999. More information available at www.kennyhotz.com
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
"Pitch" has some hysterically cogent lessons for the Hollywood uninitiated, 27 December 2006
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Author:
(sfischo@calstatela.edu) from illinois
An hilariously accurate caricature of trying to sell a script. Documentary hits all the beats, plot points, character arcs, seductions, moments of elation and disappointments and the allure but insane prospect of selling a script or getting an agent in Hollywood;and all the fleeting, fantasy-realizing but ultimately empty rites of passage attendant to being socialized into "the system." Hotz and Rice capture the moment of thinking you're finally a player, only to find that what goes up comes down fast and in a blind-siding fashion;that for inexplicable reasons, Hollywood has moved on and left you checking your heart, your dreams, and your pockets. Pitch is a must-see for students in film school to taste the mind and ego-bashing gantlet that is, for most, the road that must be traveled to sell oneself and one's projects in Hollywood. If your teacher or guru has never been there, they can't tell you what you need to prepare for this gantlet. To enter the"biz," talent is necessary but far from sufficient
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Great little documentary!, 3 July 2006
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Author:
MWFD from Ontario, Canada
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
I really enjoyed this documentary about Kenny and Spencer's attempt to
pitch "The Dawn". Was a great look at how outsiders try to get to the
inside to make it big.
The story was put together well and organized in an interesting manner
that made the film flow well. Certainly worth a watch. My only
complaint is that their appeared to be no closure. Perhaps that is part
of the point. We expect it but in reality that is not what happened (or
usually happens).
The film is also a great way to see the personality of Kenny and
Spencer outside of their Canadian television show. You can see a bit of
what is yet to come.
I look forward to a chance to see The Papal Chase.
0 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Shows that selling a script is like trying to score in high school, 6 May 2010
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Author:
MBunge from Waterloo, Iowa
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
If you've ever wondered just how smart Roger Ebert is, you should watch
this movie. Pitch is supposedly a documentary about two aspiring
Canadian writers trying to get somebody, anybody to buy their
screenplay. But Ebert's the only guy in the film who figures out that
the two writers are making the documentary solely as a gimmick to get
producers, stars and movie studio people to talk to them. It's a neat
trick and using the camera as sort of a backstage pass to the film
industry provides an interesting look at the difficult and frustrating
slog that is trying to sell a script.
Pitch starts out with the two writers, Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice,
sitting in what appears to be their makeshift office in Hotz' mother's
house. They sit around calling studios and production companies and
imagining that they're going to get Al Pacino or Alec Baldwin to star
in their movie. No one will really give them the time of day over the
phone, so they head out to the 1996 Toronto Independent Film Festival
where they push their script on literally every person they come in
contact with. The process of trying to get someone to read and buy
their screenplay has a definite adolescent mating aspect to it, with
Hotz and Rice acting like horny, lonely guys who just can't figure out
how to get past first base. The film then follows them, along with
Hotz' girlfriend, on a two week trip to Los Angeles, where they talk
with everyone from street performers to Hollywood greats like Samuel Z.
Arkoff, Arthur Hiller and Neil Simon. The boys even finally manage to
land themselves an agent and seemingly stumble out to the edge of
success.
Because the documentary started out as sort of a scam, it doesn't have
the structure or well-defined viewpoint of most documentaries. It
really looks and feels more like a mockumentary, but it's real so it's
not nearly as funny. What Pitch does very well, however, is let you see
how much fear and uncertainty permeates the movie industry. Hotz and
Rice constantly run into a wall of noncommitment. People in the movie
business are reluctant to even give them solid, helpful advice
let
alone buy their script and turn it into a $40 million production. Pitch
paints a picture of film-making where the only way any movie ever gets
made is through heroic, individual efforts because no one is willing to
risk themselves on someone else's project.
It's an understandable attitude. A saying I once heard about Hollywood
and making movies sums up why that is. It's "nobody knows anything".
The weirdness of celebrity and the enormous money involved in
film-making can sometimes obscure the reality that the folks who make
movies are usually tremendously talented and have worked extremely hard
to perfect their craft. Yet for all of that, they still don't have the
slightest idea of what makes a good movie and what makes a bad one. The
evidence for that is all around. The first Iron Man movie was a bigger
hit than anyone expected. There probably wasn't a single person on
Earth who thought Iron Man would make as much money on its opening
weekend as Batman Begins and Superman Returns combined. And just a week
after Iron Man, a movie based on the old Speed Racer cartoon came out
with a huge budget, amazing special effects and the prestige of being
directed by the Wachowski brothers (makers of The Matrix). Speed Racer,
however, became a box office bomb of biblical proportions.
The truth about movies is that not all good movies succeed and not all
bad movies fail and not even the people who make them understand why.
Pitch lets you feel how that mystery underlies every decision in
Hollywood. It's why no one wants to take risks and why everyone always
wants to make one more little change to the script.
As for Hotz and Rice? Does anyone eventually buy their screenplay about
a mafia don who accidentally gets a sex change? Did they ever become
successful Hollywood screenwriters? I don't want to spoil it for you,
so let me put it this way. About a decade after they made Pitch, Hotz
and Rice ended up with their own show on Comedy Central. They lived in
the same house and engaged in gross and ridiculous competitions, like
"Who can eat the most meat?" and "Who can stay tied to a goat the
longest?", where the winner got to inflict ritual humiliation on the
loser, like farting on them or forcing them to make out with an old
woman.
That's show business.
1 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
A necessary first step..., 28 November 2009
Author:
dontspamme-11 from a world partitioned by petty, squabbling nation-states
Hotz and Rice obviously have enough friends who are willing to come to
IMDb to regale the quality of their earlier work. But if you are just
an average film viewer like me, chances are you decided to view this
film after stumbling upon it, because you thought it might be promising
after having seen at least a few episodes of "Kenny and Spenny"--and
you would likely be disappointed by this film.
Hotz and Rice have written a script and are attempting to "pitch" the
script to a string of Hollywood producers, agents, actors, and scouts
to help make it into a movie. The first part of this documentary
demonstrates the difficulty they encounter in even finding an audience
to pitch the script. The second part shows the difficulty they
encounter in convincing the aforementioned "industry types" at film
festivals to accept their script (and thus enable them to "break" into
the industry). Based on their descriptions of the script, it promises
to be a really bad film, so a series of rejections coupled by
increasingly desperate pitching methods make up the bulk of the
documentary. At this point, you might say: "well, these people are not
giving you an opportunity because, quite frankly, your script sucks."
If you say this, you would right, except for the fact that countless
bad scripts are turned into screenplays for over-budgeted Hollywood
trash every year, so a bad script is hardly the reason why someone
cannot get their "big break" as a screen-writer or producer.
A superficial viewing would suggest that the point of the film is to
educate and highlight an aspect of the film industry with respect to
its treatment of new writing talents. But a few of the notables who
appear in this film, like Roger Ebert, are more attentive to the subtle
purpose of the film, which is that the actual "pitch" is not the
script, but the documentary itself. Here we see some of the elements in
the Hotz and Rice collaboration that made "Kenny and Spenny" such a
hit: the contrast between their personalities, the constant jabs
between them, and the drama/antics that unfold as a result. Except
here, they have not yet realized how entertaining it would be if they
were to take these elements to their extremes.
This film is thus, in many ways, a failure. The antagonistic friendship
between Hotz and Rice is subtle and contained, and none of their antics
are particularly creative or funny. Moreover, it is the subject matter,
not their relationship, that is the focus of the film. It attempts to
highlight something so obvious, with a straight-forward documentary
style that is far too serious to be taken seriously. On the other hand,
Hotz and Rice have clearly learned from it and polished some of the
elements of this film into the cornerstone of their successful
television series.
So unless you care about the "evolution" of the ideas that made "Kenny
and Spenny", it is unlikely you will find this film particularly
entertaining.
2 out of 13 people found the following review useful:
kenny vs spenny being friendly.., 19 June 2006
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Author:
jjjj-35 from Canada
I really wanted to like this movie. I absolutely love kenny hotz, and
spenny rice has a charming side to him. Not that I like spenny at all.
Spenny ruins this movie. He should of let kenny and his hot girlfriend
pitch the movie.
Anyways, it's pretty boring aside from a scene with Roger Ebert in it.
There really isn't too many celebrities in this movie, and most don't
seem to say more than one line. Overall this movie was disappointing. I
would only suggest watching it if you got it with the season 1 DVD of
kenny vs spenny (it comes for free on the 3rd disc). Regardless of this
production, I am still very excited to check out The Papel Chase.
2 out of 26 people found the following review useful:
I'd like to pitch this pitch out the window, 27 November 2002
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Author:
thegoddess63 from Toronto
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
This is the worst documentary to come out of Canada ever!!!! I'm glad to see the guys haven't made another movie. All they want to do is get a movie made and it doesn't have to be the one they wrote. They keep changing the script to suite the person they're pitching. I could not get out of the theatre fast enough when I saw it at that year's Toronto Film Festival. Please never see this film.
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