Cash Markman bites the hand that feeds him, repeatedly, in this stupid porn comedy, wasting a fine cast. Director Frank Marino directs Markman's lousy script on auto pilot.
Golddigger Kaylan Nicole finds out at the reading of the will that she'll only inherit her husband's $10 million fortune if she doesn't leave her mansion for a week. She'll be monitored by an ankle bracelet, and hubby's nephew Peter North will inherit if she fails to stay home.
Comedy concerns North's attempts, aided by his ditzy porn actress girlfriend Tiffany Mynx, to get Kaylan so horny she'll have to leave in search of a man to service her. After watching a porn movie planted in her VHS player by North which shows or mentions all the XXX cliches (sex with plumber T.T. Boy, pool boy or delivery man) she phones for pizza and satisfies her lust with hammy pizza boy Steven St. Croix.
Olivia is a scene-stealer as Mynx's porno co-star, who also has sex with North in a ridiculous "illustrated obscene phone call" North stages to turn on Kaylan.
This silly movie has idiotic in-jokes and dialog from Cash on almost a non-stop basis between the sex scenes. Tedious and repetitive knocks on the Adult Industry, e.g., "sounds like a bad plot to a bad porno movie...should clean up at Adult Awards show in Vegas", are annoying rather than funny. And an obligatory name drop of Ron Jeremy is as low as you can go.
Golddigger Kaylan Nicole finds out at the reading of the will that she'll only inherit her husband's $10 million fortune if she doesn't leave her mansion for a week. She'll be monitored by an ankle bracelet, and hubby's nephew Peter North will inherit if she fails to stay home.
Comedy concerns North's attempts, aided by his ditzy porn actress girlfriend Tiffany Mynx, to get Kaylan so horny she'll have to leave in search of a man to service her. After watching a porn movie planted in her VHS player by North which shows or mentions all the XXX cliches (sex with plumber T.T. Boy, pool boy or delivery man) she phones for pizza and satisfies her lust with hammy pizza boy Steven St. Croix.
Olivia is a scene-stealer as Mynx's porno co-star, who also has sex with North in a ridiculous "illustrated obscene phone call" North stages to turn on Kaylan.
This silly movie has idiotic in-jokes and dialog from Cash on almost a non-stop basis between the sex scenes. Tedious and repetitive knocks on the Adult Industry, e.g., "sounds like a bad plot to a bad porno movie...should clean up at Adult Awards show in Vegas", are annoying rather than funny. And an obligatory name drop of Ron Jeremy is as low as you can go.