Its stupid punning title is the giveaway: this is a particularly lame 1-day wonder, sort of a half-hearted loop carrier. Take your pick -it's on an Alpha Blue Archives 4-film Rene Bond tribute or on Vol. 140 of Something Weird's Dragon Art Theatre series.
Picture opens with a monochrome stag film "Marilyn Gets Sucked", depicting a threesome of two blondes working on a guy, as Buck Flower watches on his projector. He plays a transvestite here, camping it up outrageously but not figuring in the XXX action.
He invites folks over for a party to have sex and watch '30s stags. The guests do a lame imitation of the "Laugh-In" routine of folks dancing and freezing so one can recite a bad joke, e.g., "Definition of masturbation: it's an organ solo". I even liked the "Hee-Haw" version of this dated comedy technique better.
Beisdes the new footage of humping starring Nina Fause, Ric Lutze and Bond, many stag loops are recycled to null effect. It merely proves there's nothing new under the sun.
Pointless narration is included which saps the movie of any arousal potential, trying to make it clinical by repeatedly defining porn terms in Webster's Dictionary fashion. Finale has Fause talking dirty and then faking an orgasm, with a stupid cut to a British bulldog as the punchline to comically imply bestiality.
Music is particularly obnoxious here, trying in vain for an old-timey effect with "Lindy Rag", "Whispering", "Winchester Cathedral", "A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square", "In the Mood" and even "Lili Marleen".
Other than Flower the ham, film notably has Lutze wearing his dog collar with lover Rene Bond literally leading him around bondage style by a leash.
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