Francis: Nice outfit.
Pat: Do I know you?
Francis: I doubt it. I've gone to private schools all my life and I'm rich as shit.
Pat: Oh, that's right. You're Francis. I thought I recognized those small tits.
Jamie: [to Pat who is looking for her car keys] It's about your boyfriend and that girl downstairs. She's not a girl: she's a succubus. That means she fucks men and then she kills them, not always in that order.
Jodi: My sister's acting very weird tonight.
Jodi: She's looking for my car keys. I wanted to say goodbye to everybody first.
Adam: They're all gone
[meaning they've been killed]
Jodi: Oh. Was my party a failure?
Adam: [laughs] I wouldn't say that.
Rosie: Ahem, sorry to interrupt "kissy face," but like where's the phone?
Jodi: Oh, uh, there isn't one.
Rosie: Like that's a joke, right? I mean, what if I have to call my broker?
Jodi: Well, I'm sorry.
Rosie: [Rolling her eyes and drawing her words out] Mondo bad planning, Jodi. Geez.