You Rang, M'Lord? (1988–1993)
Mabel Wheeler: I can't remember the last time...
Mrs. Blanche Lipton: Least said, soonest mended.
Captain: Come in!
Lady Lavender: Oh, shut up! Come in!
Sir Ralph Shawcross: Anyway. HE can't be mucking around with Agatha. He got shot in a certain place in the artilery.
Selfridge: From what I've heard. Lord Meldrum's facililties are in tip top condition.
Cissy Meldrum: I can't keep calling you Miss Anstruther. What's your first name?
Hortence Anstruther: Actually, it's Hortence. But nobody ever calls me that, no, no. No, my friends call me Horty! I don't why because I'm really awfully chummy with everyone.
Cissy Meldrum: I suppose it's better than Tence.
The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: I don't want to marry Madge Cartwright. I want to marry her maid, Rose.