- Melba: I'm looking for an old friend of mine.
- Old Lady: What's her name?
- Melba: Dottie Delgato.
- Old Lady: Dottie? Well, they all seemed to be named Dottie these days. Dottie, Tammy, Crystal, Vanna - Oh, that's a big one now! Did she have a stage name?
- Melba: At the Tropicana I believe they called her Lady Luck.
- Old Lady: Lady Luck? That's original. Did, uh, did she play with feathers?
- Melba: I don't think so.
- Old Lady: Appliances?
- Melba: Not to my knowledge. I do believe she did things with a baton.
- Old Lady: Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah! Lady Luck, loves to fuck!
- [Melba's answering machine]
- Melba: Hello! It's a beautiful day! There's gonna be a beep, and you talk to it. Okay? And... okay!