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Alien Beasts (1991)

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Carl J. Sukenick is the commander of a branch of the CIA, battling terrorists with martial arts, while his dad keeps watch in the security center. Neal was sent out, but is a traitor, and ... See full summary »

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Cast

Credited cast:
Neal Dealosi ...
Neal the Traitor
Joe LaPenna ...
Joe
Mark Torreso ...
Mark Shell
Sara Victor ...
Sara Shell / Female Enemy Agent
Evon Fargoun ...
Evon / Assassin
Rhonda Crawford ...
Rhonda / Assassin
Deveen Dellisee ...
Enemy Agent
Tom Hackney ...
Henry Hackney
Abe Sukenick ...
Abe, Security Officer
Carl J. Sukenick ...
Commander Carl J.J. Sukenick / Meat Cleaver Assassin
Peter Messina ...
Headquarters Commander (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Sheila ...
Sheila Shell
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Carl J. Sukenick is the commander of a branch of the CIA, battling terrorists with martial arts, while his dad keeps watch in the security center. Neal was sent out, but is a traitor, and he was mutated by a radiation blast. He sends Sara Shell to meet her husband, Agent Mark Shell, and daughter Sheila, but the three are brutally maimed and murdered by enemy agents. One cuts off Sara's hand for no apparent reason. A female enemy agent breaks into the base to steal weapons, so Carl sends his friend Joe to investigate. After lolling topless with the weapons for about ten minutes, the agent finally suits up with the gear, only to be accosted by Joe, who attempts to rape her. A radiation blast from Neal the Traitor, who is wandering around an aqueduct killing passersby, mutates Joe as well. Carl says they knew nothing of the "hideous extra-dimensional being" breaking into this dimension, but he sends Evon, Rhonda, and Hackney to fight the mutations and the agent, who giggles constantly, ... Written by Scott Hutchins <scottandrewh@home.com>

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Carl J. Sukenick is standing in for Joe LaPenna in the "I will punish you" scene that involves the touching of breasts. See more »

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Carl: My friend Joe put on anti-radiation clothing and tried to stop the female enemy agent! My friend Joe, I repeat, put on anti-radiation clothing and tried to stop the female enemy agent from stealing the weapons from the base.
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worst film ever made
10 August 1998 | by (New York, New York) – See all my reviews

Hands down, this is the most inept spectacle ever made, filled with

senseless violence perpetrated against the friends of the fictional Carl J.

Sukenick, played by the director, etc: the real Carl J. Sukenick. This

film, mostly shot on video, has lots of martial arts battles the cast

laughs through, a noisy soundtrack that sounds like it was played by an on -set stereo (what the heck is a music "recomposer" anyway?), and a scene in

which a female enemy agent plays around with the weapons she is stealing,

after taking her top off, which delays her to the point that Carl's friend

Joe makes it to her, and wants to rape her as a punishment, stealing her

bra and stroking her breasts. The almost-certainly pseudonymed actress

Deveen Dellisee wears a black mask throughout the entire film. Characters

are brutally maimed for no apparent reason, and Carl wins by killing

everybody, one of whom he sets on fire in a scene

that used Panavison film. About the only things that make this thing worth

watching are its chronic repetitiveness, such "My name is Carl Sukenick, I

remember, I remember. I remember I remember (etc.)" and "I sent my friend

Joe to stop the female enemy agent from stealing the weapons from the

base. I said I sent my friend Joe to stop the female enemy agent from

stealing the weapons from the base," both of which are in the narration!

Even in the stop-motion climax, a hand is hacked up into nothingness,

corpses are savaged, in what is perhaps the ultimate garbage ever made on

film, but hardly disgusting enough to make it offensive, merely stupid.


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