Memo's friend, the famous soccer star Danny O'Brien, comes to town. He wants to hook his sister up with Danny. So they go on a date to an "Italian" restaurant where hijinks ensue.
Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wrestling competition with the winner getting Liz.
Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absence, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.
At the snow, the accommodations leave a little to be desired making Jim's organisation skills look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.