The Spirit of Christmas (1995)
Stan: Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing.
Cartman: Yeah, ham.
Stan: No not ham, you fat fuck!
Cartman: Fuck you!
Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.
Stan: Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.
Cartman: I say we help Santa Claus.
Kyle: Your just saying that because he brings you candy.
Cartman: Hey I don't have to take that kind of shit from a Jew.
Kyle: Your such a fat fuck Cartman that when you walk down the street people go god damnit that kids a big fat fuck.
[after Cartman makes a remark about Jews]
Kyle: Don't you oppress me, fat boy!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, buttfucker!
Kyle: Then don't belittle my people you fuckin' fatass!
Cartman: GODDAMMIT, DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU BUTTFUCKING SONOFABITCH!
Kyle: OH MY GOD! They've killed Kenny!
Santa: Ho, ho ho! We meet again, Jesus!
Jesus: You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time, Kringle!
Santa: I bring happiness and love to children all over the world!
Jesus: Christmas is for celebrating my birth!
Santa: Christmas is for giving!
Jesus: I'm here to put an end to your blasphemy!
Santa: This time we finish it! There can be only one!
Stan: Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
Stan: Dude, we've got to think, here! What would Brian Boitano do?
Brian Boitano: Did someone say my name?
Stan: Hey look, it's Brian Boitano!
Kyle: What incredible irony!
Jesus: Behold my glory!
Stan: Holy shit! It's Jesus!
Jesus: I come seeking retribution!
Stan: He's come to kill you 'cause you're Jewish, Kyle!
Kyle: Oh, FUCK! I'm sorry Jesus, don't kill me!
Jesus: Nay, fear not, I love all my children!
Jesus: Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right.
Stan: Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude!
Cartman: Hey! Goddamnit, you stepped on my foot, you pig-fucker!
Stan: Dude, don't say "pig-fucker" in front of Jesus!