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Gordon Scott Venters
Barry Jay Minoff
Casey Noland, a high school kid with no direction in life, decides to pursue the serial killing profession. Only problem...he can't bring himself to kill anybody. Will the help of a gothic chick named Sasha, he attempts to learn the ways of a mass murderer. Meanwhile, a real serial killer is at work in their town and Casey thinks he might know who the maniac is. Written by
Trace Slobotkin (writer/director)
Production designer Erich W. Schultz is credited in the opening credits as Eric Schultz, but as Erich Schultz in the closing credits. See more »
[prepares his saw blade and holds it ready to throw]
And what do intend to do with that? Scratch me to death? Huh?
[pauses, shifting from foot to foot]
You can't throw it... You throw like a fucking girl!
[pauses, they both stare at one another]
[throws saw blade like a Frisbee, lodging it in Grimaldi's forehead]
I had a damn fine gymnasium class coach.
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This movie shows the life of a seemingly disturbed high school student who wants, without success, to be a notorious serial killer when he grows up. He befriends a suicidal classmate who wants to be his first victim, and she tries to help become a killer. And while all this is going on, there's an actual serial killer on the loose in their town and they try to use their "killer" knowledge to profile the murderer.
This movie had me laughing so hard I almost peed my pants! Kudos to the writers and the actors, because the plot was great, and the acting was superb. Thomas Haden Church (remember him from Demon Night?) gives a hilarious performance as the "gymnasium class teacher".
I swear I will never stick my nose up at another Lion's Gate film! I would definitely recommend this film to all horror fans!
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