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Oh my gosh, if you want side splitting laughter you HAVE to rent this movie!
Of course, finding a copy of this one might be an incredible challenge, but if you have the time, look for it. Look everywhere, search every video store, look at every garage sale, scour every pawn shop, leave no stone unturned. At first glance I thought this was a spoof, but when I soon realized that these "actors" were trying to seriously portray Vietnam-era Army soldiers (with mullet haircuts!) it instantly got my attention. What I next witnessed was 60 minutes of the most incredibly cheesy, laugh-out-loud low budget portrayal of combat, that I can't help but think of the look on someones face after watching this movie and thinking they were paying for a movie they expected to take seriously!
This movie is, absolutely, undoubtedly, without any reservation the worst movie I have ever watched. This you can't miss!
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