Santa Claus leaves the North Pole for a toy convention in Miami, but his real reason for going is a little pre-Christmas "delivery" for a good little girl. Meanwhile, back at the North Pole Mrs. Claus has to put up with Santa's horny little Chief Elf, who has invented a gizmo called a "materializer" that not only brings toys to life but also gives them an overpowering sex drive. Written by
You can't keep a good Elf down.
Did You Know?
As the movie begins the setting is given as "North Polar Cap Antartica" (sic), however, the setting is supposed to be the North Pole. See more
...We really need to come up with some new toys or else we're all going to be out on the unemployment line. Do you have any ideas?
Sex toys! Oh boy, oh boy!
Sex? You know, you got a point there. There's big money - but wait a minute, you're just a little elf! How do you know about sex?
Do wacka doo! They don't call me Big Jake for nothin'!