Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue.
Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters to has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.
While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.
Cartman takes Kyle to court because he refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls if they see a Leprechaun. Meanwhile, Muslim extremists attack "Imaginationland," and the government plans a counter-attack.
With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence.
All hope appears to be lost for Imaginationland, until it is discovered that Butters has the power to lead them to victory. And will Cartman ever get Kyle to suck his balls?
Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.