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Season 1

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Season 1, Episode 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

13 August 1997

Season 1, Episode 2: Weight Gain 4000

20 August 1997
Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.

Season 1, Episode 3: Volcano

27 August 1997
The kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.

Season 1, Episode 4: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

3 September 1997
Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.

Season 1, Episode 5: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

10 September 1997
Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.

Season 1, Episode 6: Death

17 September 1997
Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.

Season 1, Episode 7: Pinkeye

29 October 1997
Kenny's death spawns an outbreak of the living dead in South Park.

Season 1, Episode 8: Starvin' Marvin

19 November 1997
The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.

Season 1, Episode 9: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

17 December 1997
The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."

Season 1, Episode 10: Damien

4 February 1998
The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.

Season 1, Episode 11: Tom's Rhinoplasty

11 February 1998
When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she has on the boys in the class, notably her boyfriend, Stan. Determined to win her man back, Wendy decides to dig a little deeper into Miss Ellen's background to find out what secrets she's really hiding.

Season 1, Episode 12: Mecha-Streisand

18 February 1998
Barbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.

Season 1, Episode 13: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

25 February 1998
Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.

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Season 2

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Season 2, Episode 1: Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

1 April 1998
Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.

Season 2, Episode 2: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

22 April 1998
The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.

Season 2, Episode 3: Chickenlover

20 May 1998
Mr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.

Season 2, Episode 4: Ike's Wee Wee

27 May 1998
Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.

Season 2, Episode 5: Conjoined Fetus Lady

3 June 1998
The people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.

Season 2, Episode 6: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

10 June 1998
The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.

Season 2, Episode 7: City on the Edge of Forever

17 June 1998
As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories.

Season 2, Episode 8: Summer Sucks

24 June 1998
Summer at South park is not going well: fireworks are banned, and a giant ash snake is ravaging the countryside.

Season 2, Episode 9: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

19 August 1998
Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.

Season 2, Episode 10: Chickenpox

26 August 1998
The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get chickenpox.

Season 2, Episode 11: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

2 September 1998
The boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial.

Season 2, Episode 12: Clubhouses

23 September 1998
Stan builds a clubhouse so he can play truth or dare with Wendy. Meanwhile, he deals with his parents' unexpected divorce.

Season 2, Episode 13: Cow Days

30 September 1998
All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.

Season 2, Episode 14: Chef Aid

7 October 1998
The boys organize a music festival to raise money when Chef is sued by a record company.

Season 2, Episode 15: Spookyfish

28 October 1998
Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.

Season 2, Episode 16: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

9 December 1998
Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.

Season 2, Episode 17: Gnomes

16 December 1998
A school assignment pairs the boys up with Tweek, a neurotic boy who claims that gnomes are stealing his underwear. Meanwhile, Tweek's father fights against a corporation that is stealing his business.

Season 2, Episode 18: Prehistoric Ice Man

20 January 1999
Kyle and Stan fight over what to name a man they found frozen in ice from 1996. Meanwhile, the government attempts to steal the frozen man.

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Season 3

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Season 3, Episode 1: Rainforest Shmainforest

7 April 1999
The gang gets lost in the rain forest after going to Costa Rica with a singing tour.

Season 3, Episode 2: Spontaneous Combustion

14 April 1999
Randy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.

Season 3, Episode 3: The Succubus

21 April 1999
The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.

Season 3, Episode 4: Jakovasaurs

16 June 1999
A surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one but Cartman can stand them.

Season 3, Episode 5: Tweek vs. Craig

23 June 1999
The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home ec class.

Season 3, Episode 6: Sexual Harassment Panda

7 July 1999
South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.

Season 3, Episode 7: Cat Orgy

14 July 1999
Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.

Season 3, Episode 8: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

21 July 1999
Stan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.

Season 3, Episode 9: Jewbilee

28 July 1999
Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.

Season 3, Episode 10: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

27 October 1999
The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.

Season 3, Episode 11: Chinpokomon

3 November 1999
The kids (But not Kyle) get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.

Season 3, Episode 12: Hooked on Monkey Fonics

10 November 1999
The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.

Season 3, Episode 13: Starvin' Marvin in Space

17 November 1999
The government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.

Season 3, Episode 14: The Red Badge of Gayness

24 November 1999
A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.

Season 3, Episode 15: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

1 December 1999
Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters.

Season 3, Episode 16: Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

29 December 1999
Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.

Season 3, Episode 17: World Wide Recorder Concert

12 January 2000
The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.

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Season 4

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Season 4, Episode 1: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

5 April 2000
The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.

Season 4, Episode 2: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

12 April 2000
Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.

Season 4, Episode 3: Timmy 2000

19 April 2000
A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.

Season 4, Episode 4: Quintuplets 2000

26 April 2000
The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.

Season 4, Episode 5: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

21 June 2000
Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.

Season 4, Episode 6: Cherokee Hair Tampons

28 June 2000
Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.

Season 4, Episode 7: Chef Goes Nanners

5 July 2000
Chef protests the racist South Park flag.

Season 4, Episode 8: Something You Can Do with Your Finger

12 July 2000
Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.

Season 4, Episode 9: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

19 July 2000
The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.

Season 4, Episode 10: Probably

26 July 2000
Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.

Season 4, Episode 11: 4th Grade

8 November 2000
The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.

Season 4, Episode 12: Trapper Keeper

15 November 2000
Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.

Season 4, Episode 13: Helen Keller! The Musical

22 November 2000
Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.

Season 4, Episode 14: Pip

29 November 2000
Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."

Season 4, Episode 15: Fat Camp

6 December 2000
Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.

Season 4, Episode 16: The Wacky Molestation Adventure

13 December 2000
The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.

Season 4, Episode 17: A Very Crappy Christmas

20 December 2000
When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.

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Season 5

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Season 5, Episode 1: It Hits the Fan

20 June 2001
Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.

Season 5, Episode 2: Cripple Fight

27 June 2001
The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.

Season 5, Episode 3: Super Best Friends

4 July 2001
Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.

Season 5, Episode 4: Scott Tenorman Must Die

11 July 2001
Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.

Season 5, Episode 5: Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

18 July 2001
The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.

Season 5, Episode 6: Cartmanland

25 July 2001
Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.

Season 5, Episode 7: Proper Condom Use

1 August 2001
Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.

Season 5, Episode 8: Towelie

8 August 2001
The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.

Season 5, Episode 9: Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

7 November 2001
The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.

Season 5, Episode 10: How to Eat with Your Butt

14 November 2001
Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.

Season 5, Episode 11: The Entity

21 November 2001
Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.

Season 5, Episode 12: Here Comes the Neighborhood

28 November 2001
A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.

Season 5, Episode 13: Kenny Dies

5 December 2001
The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.

Season 5, Episode 14: Butters' Very Own Episode

12 December 2001
Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.

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Season 6

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Season 6, Episode 1: Jared Has Aides

6 March 2002
The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from the Subway commercials causes a controversy when he reveals that he lost weight with the help of aides.

Season 6, Episode 2: Asspen

13 March 2002
The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.

Season 6, Episode 3: Freak Strike

20 March 2002
The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.

Season 6, Episode 4: Fun with Veal

27 March 2002
Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.

Season 6, Episode 5: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

3 April 2002
The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.

Season 6, Episode 6: Professor Chaos

10 April 2002
After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.

Season 6, Episode 7: The Simpsons Already Did It

26 June 2002
Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.

Season 6, Episode 8: Red Hot Catholic Love

3 July 2002
Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.

Season 6, Episode 9: Free Hat

10 July 2002
The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg from altering "Raiders of the Lost Ark" while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.

Season 6, Episode 10: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

17 July 2002
Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.

Season 6, Episode 11: Child Abduction Is Not Funny

24 July 2002
Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.

Season 6, Episode 12: A Ladder to Heaven

6 November 2002
The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues.

Season 6, Episode 13: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

13 November 2002
Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize the tape they have has a strange power over people.

Season 6, Episode 14: The Death Camp of Tolerance

20 November 2002
Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.

Season 6, Episode 15: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

27 November 2002
Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.

Season 6, Episode 16: My Future Self n' Me

4 December 2002
A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.

Season 6, Episode 17: Red Sleigh Down

11 December 2002
When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.

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Season 7

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Season 7, Episode 1: Cancelled

19 March 2003
Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.

Season 7, Episode 2: Krazy Kripples

26 March 2003
Jimmy and Timmy form a club for people who were handicapped from birth. They call it the Crips, and soon find themselves caught up in gang warfare with the real Crips in Denver. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve does battle with Gene Hackman over stem cell research.

Season 7, Episode 3: Toilet Paper

2 April 2003
The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.

Season 7, Episode 4: I'm a Little Bit Country

9 April 2003
The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.

Season 7, Episode 5: Fat Butt and Pancake Head

16 April 2003
Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.

Season 7, Episode 6: Lil' Crime Stoppers

23 April 2003
After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.

Season 7, Episode 7: Red Man's Greed

30 April 2003
South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.

Season 7, Episode 8: South Park Is Gay

22 October 2003
Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.

Season 7, Episode 9: Christian Rock Hard

29 October 2003
Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.

Season 7, Episode 10: Grey Dawn

5 November 2003
South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.

Season 7, Episode 11: Casa Bonita

12 November 2003
When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.

Season 7, Episode 12: All About Mormons

19 November 2003
Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.

Season 7, Episode 13: Butt Out

3 December 2003
Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.

Season 7, Episode 14: Raisins

10 December 2003
Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.

Season 7, Episode 15: It's Christmas in Canada

17 December 2003
The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.

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Season 8

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Season 8, Episode 1: Good Times with Weapons

17 March 2004
The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.

Season 8, Episode 2: Up the Down Steroid

24 March 2004
Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.

Season 8, Episode 3: The Passion of the Jew

31 March 2004
Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.

Season 8, Episode 4: You Got F'd in the A

7 April 2004
A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.

Season 8, Episode 5: AWESOM-O

14 April 2004
Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.

Season 8, Episode 6: The Jeffersons

21 April 2004
Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.

Season 8, Episode 7: Goobacks

28 April 2004
When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.

Season 8, Episode 8: Douche and Turd

27 October 2004
Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.

Season 8, Episode 9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

3 November 2004
When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.

Season 8, Episode 10: Pre-School

10 November 2004
A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.

Season 8, Episode 11: Quest for Ratings

17 November 2004
The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.

Season 8, Episode 12: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

1 December 2004
Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.

Season 8, Episode 13: Cartman's Incredible Gift

8 December 2004
Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.

Season 8, Episode 14: Woodland Critter Christmas

15 December 2004
Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist.

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Season 9

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Season 9, Episode 1: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

9 March 2005
After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.

Season 9, Episode 2: Die Hippie, Die

16 March 2005
Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.

Season 9, Episode 3: Wing

23 March 2005
The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.

Season 9, Episode 4: Best Friends Forever

30 March 2005
Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?

Season 9, Episode 5: The Losing Edge

6 April 2005
The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.

Season 9, Episode 6: The Death of Eric Cartman

13 April 2005
When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.

Season 9, Episode 7: Erection Day

20 April 2005
Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.

Season 9, Episode 8: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

19 October 2005
When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.

Season 9, Episode 9: Marjorine

26 October 2005
Butters fake his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.

Season 9, Episode 10: Follow That Egg

2 November 2005
Mrs. Garrison leads the fight against gay marriage when she learns her ex is getting married. Meanwhile, Stan becomes jealous when Kyle and Wendy are paired up for a school project.

Season 9, Episode 11: Ginger Kids

9 November 2005
Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.

Season 9, Episode 12: Trapped in the Closet

16 November 2005
After Stan scores a remarkably high "Thetan Level" at a Scientology center, he is considered to be the reincarnation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and other Scientologists go to South Park to convince Stan to be their leader, but when Stan makes disparaging remarks about Cruise's acting, the movie star locks himself inside a bedroom closet. R&B singer R. Kelly is recruited to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet, but eventually Kelly, as well as Travolta, find themselves all trapped in the closet.

Season 9, Episode 13: Free Willzyx

30 November 2005
When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to sent it home.

Season 9, Episode 14: Bloody Mary

7 December 2005
Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.

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Season 10

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Season 10, Episode 1: The Return of Chef

22 March 2006
Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him.

Season 10, Episode 2: Smug Alert!

29 March 2006
Stan convinces everyone in South Park to drive Hybrid cars after Kyle moves to San Francisco. However, soon a dangerous cloud of "smug" forms over South Park.

Season 10, Episode 3: Cartoon Wars: Part 1

5 April 2006
Cartman begins a one-man crusade to get "Family Guy" taken off the air after it shows an image of Mohammed. But his real motive is not that it's offensive to Muslims--it's because the show's not funny.

Season 10, Episode 4: Cartoon Wars: Part 2

12 April 2006
Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to get "Family Guy" off the air: Bart Simpson. He also discovers Fox's surprising secret about the show's writers.

Season 10, Episode 5: A Million Little Fibers

19 April 2006
Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers", becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?

Season 10, Episode 6: ManBearPig

26 April 2006
A lonely and attention-desperate Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to explain the dangers of the biggest threat to the planet: Manbearpig. Although the kids believe Gore uses Manbearpig as a way of gaining attention, they decide to help him capture the creature...with disastrous results.

Season 10, Episode 7: Tsst

3 May 2006
Eric's mom turns to a "dog whisperer" as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy. The whisperer is successful in making Eric calm and submissive, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.

Season 10, Episode 8: Make Love, Not Warcraft

4 October 2006
The kids work around the clock to improve their character skills in "World of Warcraft" so that they can beat a fellow gamer who keeps violating the rules and killing everyone else's characters.

Season 10, Episode 9: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

11 October 2006
Kyle sets out to prove that 9/11 wasn't a government conspiracy, and actually uncovers a government conspiracy to create a conspiracy.

Season 10, Episode 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

18 October 2006
Kyle discovers that his brother Ike is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. The police are reluctant to help, so Kyle is forced to turn to the new school hall monitor for help: Eric "Dawg" Cartman.

Season 10, Episode 11: Hell on Earth 2006

25 October 2006
Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.

Season 10, Episode 12: Go God Go

1 November 2006
Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so that he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo machine, and Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher and becomes an Atheist.

Season 10, Episode 13: Go God Go XII

8 November 2006
Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.

Season 10, Episode 14: Stanley's Cup

15 November 2006
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!

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Season 11

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Season 11, Episode 1: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

7 March 2007
Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue.

Season 11, Episode 2: Cartman Sucks

14 March 2007
Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters to has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.

Season 11, Episode 3: Lice Capades

21 March 2007
A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.

Season 11, Episode 4: The Snuke

28 March 2007
While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.

Season 11, Episode 5: Fantastic Easter Special

4 April 2007
In a parody of "The daVinci Code," Stan discovers the real reason behind Easter, decorating eggs, and the Easter Bunny.

Season 11, Episode 6: D-Yikes!

11 April 2007
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.

Season 11, Episode 7: Night of the Living Homeless

18 April 2007
One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers.

Season 11, Episode 8: Le Petit Tourette

3 October 2007
Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble.

Season 11, Episode 9: More Crap

10 October 2007
Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.

Season 11, Episode 10: Imaginationland

17 October 2007
Cartman takes Kyle to court because he refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls if they see a Leprechaun. Meanwhile, Muslim extremists attack "Imaginationland," and the government plans a counter-attack.

Season 11, Episode 11: Imaginationland: Episode II

24 October 2007
With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence.

Season 11, Episode 12: Imaginationland: Episode III

31 October 2007
All hope appears to be lost for Imaginationland, until it is discovered that Butters has the power to lead them to victory. And will Cartman ever get Kyle to suck his balls?

Season 11, Episode 13: Guitar Queer-o

7 November 2007
Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.

Season 11, Episode 14: The List

14 November 2007
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

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Season 12

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Season 12, Episode 1: Tonsil Trouble

12 March 2008
After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.

Season 12, Episode 2: Britney's New Look

19 March 2008
Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities.

Season 12, Episode 3: Major Boobage

26 March 2008
South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having Heavy Metal (1981) hallucinations.

Season 12, Episode 4: Canada on Strike

2 April 2008
Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star.

Season 12, Episode 5: Eek, a Penis!

9 April 2008
Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he his brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.

Season 12, Episode 6: Over Logging

16 April 2008
A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).

Season 12, Episode 7: Super Fun Time

23 April 2008
A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.

Season 12, Episode 8: The China Probrem

8 October 2008
Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S.. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones

Season 12, Episode 9: Breast Cancer Show Ever

15 October 2008
Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her.

Season 12, Episode 10: Pandemic

22 October 2008
With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.

Season 12, Episode 11: Pandemic 2: The Startling

29 October 2008
Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.

Season 12, Episode 12: About Last Night...

5 November 2008
While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring "Ocean's Eleven" style jewel heist.

Season 12, Episode 13: Elementary School Musical

12 November 2008
The boys try to resist the "High School Musical" fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.

Season 12, Episode 14: The Ungroundable

19 November 2008
Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.

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Season 13

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Season 13, Episode 1: The Ring

11 March 2009
The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.

Season 13, Episode 2: The Coon

18 March 2009
Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.

Season 13, Episode 3: Margaritaville

25 March 2009
In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine.

Season 13, Episode 4: Eat, Pray, Queef

1 April 2009
The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after "Terrance & Phillip" is replaced by "The Queef Sisters".

Season 13, Episode 5: Fishsticks

8 April 2009
Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.

Season 13, Episode 6: Pinewood Derby

15 April 2009
Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.

Season 13, Episode 7: Fatbeard

22 April 2009
Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.

Season 13, Episode 8: Dead Celebrities

7 October 2009
Ike begins to see the ghosts of celebrities who died during the summer of 2009 and later becomes possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson.

Season 13, Episode 9: Butters' Bottom Bitch

14 October 2009
Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.

Season 13, Episode 10: W.T.F.

21 October 2009
The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.

Season 13, Episode 11: Whale Whores

28 October 2009
Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it.

Season 13, Episode 12: The F Word

4 November 2009
The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.

Season 13, Episode 13: Dances with Smurfs

11 November 2009
Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.

Season 13, Episode 14: Pee

18 November 2009
When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park.

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Season 14

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Season 14, Episode 1: Sexual Healing

17 March 2010
After Tiger Woods comes clean, America becomes obsessed with the "epidemic" of rich men having sex with lots of women. As a result, Kyle and Butters are labeled as sex addicts and are placed in treatment.

Season 14, Episode 2: The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

24 March 2010
The boys try to write the most graphic, offensive book ever, and then blame Butters when Stan's mom finds it. But when the book is hailed as a work of literary genius, Butters becomes the "voice of a generation."

Season 14, Episode 3: Medicinal Fried Chicken

31 March 2010
Randy deliberately gets testicular cancer so that he can receive a medicinal marijuana prescription, while Cartman becomes a black market KFC dealer when all of the restaurants are shut down for being unhealthy.

Season 14, Episode 4: You Have 0 Friends

7 April 2010
After being forced to create a FaceBook account, Stan finds himself in the middle of a fad that has gone way too far.

Season 14, Episode 5: 200

14 April 2010
Tom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed to them, so that they can obtain his powers not to be ridiculed.

Season 14, Episode 6: 201

21 April 2010
As the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's rescue. Meanwhile, Cartman may finally discover the "real" truth about the identity of his father.

Season 14, Episode 7: Crippled Summer

28 April 2010
The boys stage an intervention for Towelie after he falls off the wagon while working at Timmy and Jimmy's summer camp. At the camp, a jealous camper resorts to dirty tricks to beat Jimmy in a series of competitions.

Season 14, Episode 8: Poor and Stupid

6 October 2010

Season 14, Episode 9: It's a Jersey Thing

13 October 2010
South Park tries to keep New Jersey from spreading to their town, and they are forced to turn to some of their enemies for help.

Season 14, Episode 10: Insheeption

20 October 2010
Stan and Mr. Mackey suffer a hoarding disorder. In an attempt to find the cause for it, they get trapped in Mr. Mackey's dream.

Season 14, Episode 11: Coon 2: Hindsight

27 October 2010
A new superhero named "Captain Hindsight" emerges to help with a new BP oil spill, and The Coon tries to make sure that he joins his union of superheroes.

Season 14, Episode 12: Mysterion Rises

3 November 2010
Mysterion assumes control of South Park's superhero alliance after The Coon is kicked out. Meanwhile, The Coon plots his plan for revenge by conspiring with the enemy, and where is Captain Hindsight when the world needs him?

Season 14, Episode 13: Coon vs. Coon and Friends

10 November 2010
Cartman and Cthulhu get their revenge on Coon and Friends, while Mysterion continues to try and discover the secret behind his superpower of never being able to die.

Season 14, Episode 14: Crème Fraiche

17 November 2010
Randy becomes addicted to the Food Network, and Sharon tries to compensate for his lack of attention by turning to the Shape Weight.

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Season 15

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Season 15, Episode 1: HUMANCENTiPAD

27 April 2011
After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman equates his mom not giving him an iPad to sexual abuse.

Season 15, Episode 2: Funnybot

4 May 2011
After Jimmy declares that the Germans are the least funny people in the world in his comedy awards show, they retaliate by creating "Funnybot" an automated comedian who is so funny that it puts all other comedians out of work.

Season 15, Episode 3: Royal Pudding

11 May 2011
During the televised Canadian royal wedding, the bride-to-be is kidnapped by an unknown entity. After a call to arms is issued to Canadians, Ike travels to Canada, abandoning his role in Mr. Mackey's kindergarten play about dental hygiene.

Season 15, Episode 4: T.M.I.

18 May 2011

Season 15, Episode 5: Crack Baby Athletic Association

25 May 2011

Season 15, Episode 6: City Sushi

1 June 2011
A new Sushi shop moves into South Park and an Asian turf war is ignited between the "Japanese" owner of City Sushi and the "Chinese" owner of City Wok.

Season 15, Episode 7: You're Getting Old

8 June 2011

Season 15, Episode 8: Ass Burgers

5 October 2011
Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting overnight food sensation.

Season 15, Episode 9: The Last of the Meheecans

12 October 2011

Season 15, Episode 10: Bass to Mouth

19 October 2011

Season 15, Episode 11: Broadway Bro Down

26 October 2011

Season 15, Episode 12: 1%

2 November 2011

Season 15, Episode 13: A History Channel Thanksgiving

9 November 2011

Season 15, Episode 14: The Poor Kid

16 November 2011

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Season 16

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Season 16, Episode 1: Reverse Cowgirl

14 March 2012
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom.

Season 16, Episode 2: Cash for Gold

21 March 2012
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

Season 16, Episode 3: Faith Hilling

28 March 2012
A new memetic trend emerges called "Faith Hilling", a derivative of "Bradying", which involves having a picture of oneself taken while pulling the front of one's shirt forward in mock resemblance of women's breasts. After the boys perform this prank on stage at a 2012 Colorado Republican Presidential Debate, the entire fourth grade class of South Park Elementary is required to take a safety education class in which Professor Lamont teaches them the dangers of memetic trends with a graphic educational video showing people dying gruesome deaths when they are hit by trains while "memeing".

Season 16, Episode 4: Jewpacabra

4 April 2012

Season 16, Episode 5: Butterballs

11 April 2012
As bullying at South Park Elementary becomes more severe, the kids take action against it after seeing Butters beaten up, but Butters has a secret about his tormentor.

Season 16, Episode 6: I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

18 April 2012

Season 16, Episode 7: Cartman Finds Love

25 April 2012

Season 16, Episode 8: Sarcastaball

26 September 2012

Season 16, Episode 9: Raising the Bar

3 October 2012

Season 16, Episode 10: Insecurity

10 October 2012

Season 16, Episode 11: Going Native

17 October 2012

Season 16, Episode 12: A Nightmare on Facetime

24 October 2012

Season 16, Episode 13: A Scause for Applause

31 October 2012

Season 16, Episode 14: Obama Wins!

7 November 2012

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Season 17

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Season 17, Episode 1: Episode #17.1

September 2013