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The Velocity of Gary* *(Not His Real Name)
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Writer (WGA):
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Release Date:
16 July 1999 (USA) See more »
Valentino is an Ex Adult film star very much in love with his girlfriend Mary Carmen....and boyfriend Gary... See more » | Add synopsis »
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  (in credits order) (verified as complete)

Vincent D'Onofrio ... Valentino

Salma Hayek ... Mary Carmen

Thomas Jane ... Gary * (His Real Name)

Olivia d'Abo ... Veronica

Shawn Michael Howard ... Coco

Khalil Kain ... Venus

Chad Lindberg ... Kid Joey

Cordelia Richards ... Jana Roberts

Danny Arroyo ... Thug #1 on Street
Bingo ... Rodney
Jason Cutler ... Romaine

Elizabeth D'Onofrio ... Dorothy

Hawk D'Onofrio ... Running Boy (as Hakan D'Onofrio)
Keegan de Lancie ... Choir Boy
Ravell Dameron ... Receptionist in Clinic
Yvette Diaz ... Young Mary Carmen
Marion Eaton ... Miss Sweetheart
Phillip Esposito ... Phone Sex Guy
Luchisha Evans ... Waitress

Ethan Hawke ... Nat
Ceaser Herrera ... Thug #2 on Street

Gloria Irizarry ... Mrs. Sanchez
Ruby Rufus Isaacs ... Sleeping Beauty

Giovani Lampassi ... Phone Sex Guy #2
Lucky Luciano ... The King
Dan Lupovitz ... Street Cruiser

Michael Mantell ... Angry Customer
Stephen C. Marshall ... Angry Boss
Hugh Palmer ... Paramedic
John Panico ... Saxophone Player

Sam Saletta ... Boy #2 (Tommy)
Arielle Santos ... Hope

Kimberly Scott ... Nurse Adams

Jacob Sidney ... Sean

Alex Sol ... D.F.
Rachel Stires ... Woman on Subway Bench
Linda Wahl ... Edna the Volunteer
Miss Monroe ... Herself
rest of cast listed alphabetically:

Emmy Collins ... Executioner (uncredited)

Nick Kiriazis ... Shirtless Bartender (uncredited)

Judy Jean Kwon ... Li Soon (uncredited)

Ken Myers ... Street Walker #2 (uncredited)

Directed by
Dan Ireland 
Writing credits
James Still (written by)

Produced by
Thomas D. Adelman .... co-executive producer
Kathryn Arnold .... executive producer
Luis Colina .... associate producer
Carl Colpaert .... executive producer (as Carl Jan Colpaert)
Diane Conn .... line producer
Vincent D'Onofrio .... executive producer
Dan Ireland .... executive producer
Dan Lupovitz .... producer
Timm Oberwelland .... associate producer
Joe Simon .... executive producer
James Still .... co-producer
Ellen S. Wander .... executive producer (as Ellen Wander)
Original Music by
Peitor Angell 
Cinematography by
Claudio Rocha 
Film Editing by
Luis Colina 
Debra Goldfield 
Casting by
Laurel Smith 
Production Design by
Amy B. Ancona 
Art Direction by
Rachel Kamerman 
Set Decoration by
Melissa M. Levander 
Costume Design by
Tim Chappel 
Makeup Department
Ermahn Ospina .... makeup department head
Noelle Thurin .... makeup artist (as Deborah Noelle Thurin)
Production Management
Daniel Hank .... production manager: New York
Gayle S. Ocheltree .... unit production manager
Natalie Samanon .... co-post-production supervisor
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Lisa C. Clark .... second assistant director: second unit
Courtney King .... second assistant director
Lee Metzger .... second second assistant director
Sholto J. Roeg .... first assistant director
Art Department
Adam Cook .... assistant props
Michael Lindsay .... property master
Eric Steinway .... set dresser
Sound Department
Lance Brown .... sound designer
Lance Brown .... sound re-recording mixer
David Chornow .... sound mixer
Marc Fishman .... sound re-recording mixer
Jeff Pullman .... sound mixer: New York
Christopher Sposa .... boom operator
Carl D. Ware .... assistant sound designer
Karl Wasserman .... boom operator: New York
Visual Effects by
Christopher Dusendschon .... in-show optical process and effects compositor: THDX (uncredited)
Tom Harper .... stunt coordinator
Don Ruffin .... stunts
Camera and Electrical Department
Craig Bilodeau .... grip
Chris Brow .... dolly grip
Harry M. Dixon .... camera loader
Eric Jennings .... first assistant camera
Pete Johnson .... key grip
Chris Kovalski .... grip
Giovani Lampassi .... gaffer
Scott MacDonald .... first assistant camera
Scott MacDonald .... steadicam operator
Anatoliy Neznanov .... additional electrician
Robert Stillman .... electrician
Jessica Wilson .... second assistant camera
Dan Zaitz .... still photographer
Casting Department
Glenn-Thomas Ford .... casting assistant
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Laura Marolakos .... costume supervisor
Editorial Department
Debra Goldfield .... additional editor
Brett S. McCarthy .... assistant editor
Paul Petschek .... additional editor
Location Management
Keith Douglas Kramer .... location manager
Other crew
Dennis Anderson .... set production assistant
Scott Baugh .... assistant to director
Blake Busby .... graphic artist: titles
Gina Carollo .... accountant
Angela Gibbens .... set production assistant
Robin Gottschall .... first assistant accountant
Sam Grant .... assistant: Diane Conn
Pam Leonte .... script supervisor
Brian McMillan .... head animal trainer
Dan Riley .... legal assistant
B.I. Rosen .... production staff
Gary J. Sims .... payroll services
Rik Walters .... financing consultant (uncredited)

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Additional Details

Also Known As:
"The Velocity of Gary* *(Not His Real Name)" - USA (original title)
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Rated R for strong sexual content, language, some drug use and violent images
100 min
Aspect Ratio:
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Gary:Gary dreams about kissing someone so hard his mouth hurts. He dreams about kissing someone so soft his heart hurts, so long his neck hurts, so deep his throat hurts. Gary dreams about kissing someone so... completely that nothing hurts.See more »
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1 out of 2 people found the following review useful.
Completely terrible, 11 September 2010
Author: jseger9000 from Houston, Texas

Awful movie. Wishes it was art, but is really just poorly done crap. the characters are a bunch of self centered a*holes who aren't as interesting as they think they are. After finishing a copy of Dracula (that he borrowed from the hospital!) Gary is so deeply moved he pulls a Dominique Francon and throws the book out a window. Hey, someone else might have wanted to read that copy of Dracula, Gary! Did you really need to throw it out the window when you were done with it? They act bizarrely and randomly spout philosophical dialog like "Things will never be like they used to be!" or "Be dumb enough to fall in love and smart enough to know better." Vincent D'Onofrio is a characterless shell of a loser with really bad looking braided hair that everyone is inexplicably in love with. Thomas Jane camps it up and alternately leaps like a ballerina (check him out after the taxi crash!) or flies into rages. Selma Hayek is a constant irritant that you just wish somebody would punch. Ethan Hawke comes out the best, probably because he has the least amount of screen time. The only one I had any emotion for was the dog.

A complete and total waste of time that is nowhere near as deep as it thinks it is.

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