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Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Jean-Luc, we're only moving 600 people.

Captain Picard: How many people does it take, Admiral, before it becomes wrong? Hmm? A thousand, fifty thousand, a million? How many people does it take, Admiral?

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Commander Riker: Our guests have arrived. They're eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.

Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner.

Counselor Deanna Troi: Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That's not in there.

Captain Picard: Perhap we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette, something that goes well with chrysanthemums.

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[about Worf's pimple]

Commander Riker: Klingons never do anything small, do you?

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Captain Picard: Do you remember when we used to be explorers?

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Data: I feel obliged to point out that the environmental anomalies may have stimulated certain rebellious instincts common to youth, which could affect everyone's judgment... Except mine of course.

Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: Okay Data. What do *you* think we should do?

Data: Saddle up, lock and load!

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Data: I seem to be missing several memory engrams.

[Geordi shows him several microchips he is holding in his hand]

Data: There they are.

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Captain Picard: Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?

Lieutenant Commander Worf: No sir, I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.

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Counselor Deanna Troi: Have you noticed how your boobs have firmed up?

Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about that in this day and age.

Counselor Deanna Troi: Uh huh.

Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: [notices Data] Thank you, Data.

Data: [walks over to Worf]

Lieutenant Commander Worf: I've an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast.

Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have firmed up? Not that we care about tha...

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Captain Picard: If a court-martial is the only way to tell the Federation what is happening here, Admiral... I welcome it.

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[Referring to his clean-shaven face]

Commander Riker: Smooth as an android's bottom.

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Data: In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.

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Geordi La Forge: I've never seen a sunrise. Not the way you see it.

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[to Deanna]

Commander Riker: I kiss you and you say "yuck"?

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Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: You either need a new uniform or a new neck.

Captain Picard: Yew-cheen-chef-faw. My collar size is exactly as it was at the academy.

Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: Of course it is.

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Captain Picard: We're going to stop by Sector 441 on our way to the Goran system.

Geordi La Forge: They *are* in opposite directions.

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Captain Picard: I wish I could spare a few centuries to learn.

Anij: It took us centuries to learn that it doesn't have to take centuries to learn.

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Lieutenant Commander Worf: [after disabling a drone with his phaser-compression rifle] Definitely feeling aggressive tendency, sir!

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Captain Picard: Data, what's the last thing you remember?

Data: [singing] His nose should pant, and his lip should curl...

Captain Picard: From the mission.

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Captain Picard: Don't panic!

Anij: I've been shot at, thrown into the lake out of a ship that's come to abduct us - what's there to panic about?

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Admiral Matthew Dougherty: We'll simply be restoring them to their natural evolution.

Captain Picard: Who the hell are we to determine the next course of evolution for these people?

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Captain Picard: [to Worf] Straighten your baldric.

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Sona Officer: He wouldn't?

Lieutenant Commander Worf: Yes, he would!

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Commander Riker: [the Enterprise is rocked by a photon torpedo from the Son'a ship] Photon torpedo. Isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?

Geordi La Forge: I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.

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Commander Riker: [to Lt. Daniels] Tell them our transceiver assembly is down, that we can send messages but not receive them.

Lt. Daniels: I don't think they believe us.

Commander Riker: Why not?

[the Enterprise is rocked by a photon torpedo from a Son'a ship]

Commander Riker: Photon torpedo.

[Walking over to Geordi]

Commander Riker: Isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?

Geordi La Forge: I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.

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[there is a blemish on Worf's face]

Captain Picard: Have you been in a fight, Mr Worf?

Lieutenant Commander Worf: [sighs] No sir... it is a "gorch".

Captain Picard: Gorch?

Data: [whispers] Pimple, sir.

Captain Picard: Oh... it's hardly noticeable.

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Captain Picard: Ru'afo, we're getting too old for this.

Ad'har Ru'afo: After today, that won't be a problem... for either of us.

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Commander Riker: You think it's possible for two people to go back in time, undo a mistake they've made?

Counselor Deanna Troi: On this ship? Anything's possible...

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Ad'har Ru'afo: I'm going to miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear.

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Lieutenant Commander Worf: The Son'a wish to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have to do with the fact that we only have three minutes of air left.

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[to 300-year-old Anij]

Captain Picard: I should warn you - I've always been attracted to older women.

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Captain Picard: In 300 years, you never learned to swim?

Anij: I just haven't got around to it yet.

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Ad'har Ru'afo: Admiral Dougherty will not be joining us for dinner. Activate the collector.

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Admiral Matthew Dougherty: It was for the Federation... it was all for the Federation!

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Anij: Have you ever experienced, a perfect moment in time?

Captain Picard: A perfect moment?

Anij: When time seemed to stop, and you could almost live, in that moment.

Captain Picard: Seeing my home planet from space, for the first time.

Anij: Yes. Exactly. Nothing more complicated than perception.

Anij: ...We've discovered that a single moment in time can be a universe in itself, full of powerful forces. Most people aren't aware enough of the now to even notice.

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Captain Picard: Will, Geordi: go back and put a face on what's happening here. Make the council see the Baku. It's too easy to turn a blind eye to the suffering of a people you don't know.

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Captain Picard: [to Gallatin/Golna] Here you are, closing those eyes, trying not to see what bitterness has done... Turned you into a coward - a man who denies his own conscience.

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Captain Picard: I'm not letting go of him!

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Commander Riker: We're through running from these bastards!

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Commander Riker: [referring to his shaven face] Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?

Data: I beg your pardon, Sir?

Data: [later] Commander! May I?

[feels his face, shakes his head]

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[first lines]

[children playing hide and seek]

child: There he is. Let's get him, come on!

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[last lines]

Captain Picard: Picard to Enterprise. Seven to beam up.

Captain Picard: [exchanges glances with Anij one last time]

Captain Picard: Energize.

[the Enterprise crew dematerialize]

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