[
Press, Baker, and Gamble stare at the alien cocoons]
Dr. Laura Baker:
Jesus Christ!
Press Lenox:
Welcome to the Maternity Ward... from HELL.
Dr. Laura Baker:
Patrick's offspring.
Press Lenox:
I'm gonna go here and see if I can take a look.
Dr. Laura Baker:
Press, it's not Eve's fault. She's also human too.
Press Lenox:
Like them.
Darlene:
My God, it's you! Will you sign my Space Flakes box?
Patrick Ross:
What the fuck you laughing at, bitch?
[
Arriving at the debutante's motel room, Patrick finds that she is not there alone]
Debutante:
This is my sister. We share everything.
[
Patrick smirks and steps in to the room, closing the door behind him]
[
Patrick and the debutante have just finished having sex. The debutante's sister walks over to the bed and begins to undress]
Debutante's Sister:
My turn!
Patrick Ross:
Yes, it is!
[
the debutante's sister lays down on the bed with Patrick and they immediately begin to have sex]
Debutante's Sister:
[
facetiously] Forget safe sex... You're dangerous!
[
At a brothel, the scene of a grisly death]
Press Lenox:
You get a look at the guy?
Seedy Motel Clerk:
Hey, man, I don't pay attention to the Johns, alright? They come and they go.
[
Starts laughing hysterically]
Seedy Motel Clerk:
Heh heh, "They come and they go", get it?
Press Lenox:
Yeah, hilarious.
[
Press then sends the obnoxious wheelchair-bound clerk rolling down a nearby hill]
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