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[At a brothel, the scene of a grisly death]
You get a look at the guy?
Seedy Motel Clerk:
Hey, man, I don't pay attention to the Johns, alright? They come and they go.
[Starts laughing hysterically]
Seedy Motel Clerk:
Heh heh, "They come and they go", get it?
[Press then sends the obnoxious wheelchair-bound clerk rolling down a nearby hill]
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A lot of people must have needed to make house payments, their names listed at the beginning of this film as a testament. Put another way, one could do a Jeff Foxworthyesque comedy bit called "Your career might be in trouble if..." and the answer is "You worked on Species II." I have never felt so embarrassed for a group of actors as I had watching these thespians run through painfully stupid dialogue. The script is so inept you have to wonder if it wasn't written by a committee - of middle schoolers. Except for the sex and violence. Or, more succinctly the sexual violence. The filmmakers have some definite problems with women. Unlike the first film, which this outing makes to look like "2001" by comparison, here we only see women being ripped bloodily apart, usually during sex. There are bad movies that are fun to watch and laugh at. This turd is not one of them.
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