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Sour Grapes (1998) Poster

(1998)

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Richie: What are you doing tonight?

Evan: I don't know. Nothing. How about you?

Richie: I don't know. Roberta's out of town. I'll probably just go home and blow myself.

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[after bumping into each other]

Richie: Well, well, well. What the hell are you doing here?

Evan: What the hell you think I'm doing here?

Richie: Hey, that was quite a joke, really. Really good going!

Evan: Well, I sure as hell didn't think you'd give some bum the keys to your house so you can scare the shit out of your mother!

Richie: You know I could have your license revoked for a stunt like that.

Evan: Well, I wouldn't have done it if you hadn't offered me *three* percent!

Richie: Three percent happened to be a very generous offer! I didn't have to offer you anything!

Evan: They were my quarters!

Richie: It was my machine!

Evan: Don't you touch me!

Richie: I didn't touch you!

Evan: And don't point that finger--!

Richie: I'll point it!

Evan: I'll point too!

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Selma Maxwell: [making soup at the stove, to son Richie] This won't take long. ...little salt, a little peppah-deppah. Awww. Who else knows how much you love peppah-deppah? No one. No *one*!

[singing]

Selma Maxwell: There is a lay-dee / Who likes lovely bay-zhil / And this lovely basil lady / Came to town

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Studio Executive: Hey, they got their bad element just like anybody else. Somebody's going to steal a canoe at some point.

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Danny Pepper: People seem to think they can do anything they want so long as there's an 'I'm sorry.' Then everything's hunky-dory.

Evan: I didn't say it was honky-dory.

Danny Pepper: It's not honky-dory, it's hunky-dory.

Evan: I thought I said hunky.

Danny Pepper: No you said honky.

Evan: Okay, okay, I'm sorry,

Danny Pepper: See? Again!

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[Talking about Richie]

Evan: You know what he's doing now? He's probably in the back of that limo, giving himself a blow job.

Joan: What?

Evan: Oh, yeah. He can blow himself. He's double-jointed.

Joan: [in disgust] Men!

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Mr. Bell: I'll tell you another thing; you're not a good sole designer.

Richie: Hey! I'm a great sole designer. Great!

Mr. Bell: No, you're not.

Richie: That's your opinion.

Mr. Bell: That's right.

Richie: Well, we disagree.

Mr. Bell: Yes, we do.

Richie: Well, you take care of yourself.

Mr. Bell: I intend to.

Richie: I'm sure you do.

Mr. Bell: Why wouldn't I?

Richie: No reason.

Mr. Bell: So... why bring it up?

Richie: Just trying to be nice.

Mr. Bell: [sarcastically] Oh, my mistake.

Richie: I'd say so.

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