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Vivian: You dropped out of high school?

Eliot: It was an option. I wanted to join the workforce.

Vivian: What do you do?

Eliot: I sell pot.

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Eliot: [looking at his backseat] There's blood. Do you still have your period?

Vivian: No, I would've warned you.

Eliot: What just happened here?

Vivian: ...Let's just get dressed.

Eliot: Are you telling me I popped your cherry?

Vivian: I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. I just wanted to get it over with. No ceremony.

Eliot: That puts a lot of pressure on a man. Did you think of that? Did you think of me? You know what this makes me? A criminal. On 2 counts! Devirginizing a minor.

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Vivian: Are you starring at my breasts?

Eliot: No!

Vivian: [lifts up her shirt] Well look at them!

Eliot: Ok...

Vivian: What do they make you think?

Eliot: I don't know

Vivian: Do they looked deformed?

Eliot: No, they look beautiful!

Vivian: Do you want to touch them?

Eliot: Ok.

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[Eliot and Viv are giving Rita a lift to her boyfriend's place]

Eliot: All right, we're close. I know this neighborhood. I do a lot of business up here.

Rita Abromowitz: Really? What do you do?

Vivian: He deals drugs.

Eliot: Vivian! Will you mind not going around misrepresenting me like that? Jesus. I just don't want anyone to the get the wrong idea that I'm like some kind of school yard pusher.

Rita Abromowitz: Oh, I don't mind. In fact, do you have anything for my nerves? You know, just laying around?

[rapidly]

Rita Abromowitz: Seconal, Demerol, Tuinal, Valium, Quaaludes, Percocet...

Vivian: Rita!

Eliot: Not my merchandise. I deal exclusively in pot.

Rita Abromowitz: That shit makes me paranoid.

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Murray Samuel Abromowitz: Who the hell is that on your shirt?

Eliot: Charles Manson, sir.

Murray Samuel Abromowitz: Okay...

[to family]

Murray Samuel Abromowitz: Your sister gets the bedroom.

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