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| Sam Rockwell | ... | Sam | |
| Steve Zahn | ... | Eddie | |
| Michael Lerner | ... | Big Fat Bernie Gayle | |
| Paul Giamatti | ... | Veal Chop | |
| Michael Schmidt | ... | Bernie Jr. | |
| Christina Kirk | ... | Hannah | |
| Mark Ruffalo | ... | Frank | |
| Josh Pais | ... | Mitchell | |
| Harvey Fierstein | ... | Leo | |
| Michael Showalter | ... | Larry | |
| John Hamburg | ... | Philip | |
| Raymond Serra | ... | Barber | |
| Ray Iannicelli | ... | Swoop | |
| Ali Marsh | ... | Sherry | |
| Jacob Reynolds | ... | Ira | |
| Peter Dinklage | ... | Leflore | |
| Mark Shanahan | ... | Party Coordinator | |
| Emily Doubilet | ... | 'Sweet' Denise Schneider | |
| Sidney Zubrow | ... | Pappy | |
| Adam Moreno | ... | M.C. Victor (as Mr. Blue) | |
| Ellen Hauptman | ... | Joyce Kaufman (as Ellen M. Hauptman) | |
| John Tormey | ... | Older Guy | |
| Don Picard | ... | Gunter | |
| Dee Dee Friedman | ... | Barbara | |
| Carl Don | ... | Hyman | |
| Seth Herzog | ... | Gold Trophy | |
| Allen Swift | ... | Sol | |
| Richard Bolster | ... | Gold Trophy | |
| Brian Mullen | ... | Himself signing autographs | |
| Ian Helfer | ... | Janusz | |
| Eric Bogosian | ... | Edward Templeton Sr. (voice) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Marina Kotovnikov | ... | Bar Mitzvah Guest (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| John Hamburg | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| John Hamburg | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Ellen Bronfman | .... | producer | |
| Jeffrey Clifford | .... | producer | |
| Jonathan Cohen | .... | producer | |
| Andrew Hauptman | .... | producer | |
| Eva Kolodner | .... | line producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Theodore Shapiro | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Michael Barrett | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Suzanne Pillsbury | |||
| M. Scott Smith | |||
Casting by | |||
| Avy Kaufman | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Anthony Gasparro | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Ondine Karady | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| James Clauer | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Catherine Marie Thomas | (as Cat Thomas) | ||
Makeup Department | |||
| Rita Da Silva | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Rita Da Silva | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Kyra Panchenko | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Kyra Panchenko | .... | key makeup artist | |
| Ariyela Wald-Cohain | .... | assistant hair stylist | |
| Ariyela Wald-Cohain | .... | first assistant makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Doreen A. Dixon | .... | post-production supervisor | |
| Katie Roumel | .... | production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Tom Grant | .... | second assistant director | |
| Brian Jude | .... | second second assistant director (as Brian Jude Piatkowski) | |
| Julian Petrillo | .... | additional first assistant director | |
| John M. Tyson | .... | additional first assistant director | |
| Rob York | .... | first assistant director (as Robert York) | |
Art Department | |||
| Syd Butler | .... | art assistant | |
| Dan Castelli | .... | model maker | |
| Christopher Doogan | .... | scenic artist (as Chris Doogan) | |
| Sherief Elkatsha | .... | set dresser | |
| Gretchen Gnaeding | .... | set dresser | |
| Bret Hammen | .... | original artwork: sports | |
| Drew Hubner | .... | swing | |
| Akeo Ihara | .... | property master | |
| Chad Johnson | .... | art assistant | |
| Julian Laverdiere | .... | specialty prop designer/builder | |
| Vincent Mazeau | .... | art direction: sets & props | |
| Katy Petty | .... | art coordinator | |
| Katy Petty | .... | on-set dresser | |
| Adam Raymont | .... | scenic artist | |
| Andrea Stanley | .... | carpenter coordinator | |
| Roxy Toporowych | .... | art assistant | |
| Julian Verdiere | .... | art direction: sets & props | |
Stunts | |||
| Roy Farfel | .... | stunt rigger | |
| Manny Siverio | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Peter S. Abraham | .... | Steadicam operator (as Peter Abraham) | |
| Joe Arcidiacono | .... | camera operator: "b" camera (as Joe Archidiacono) | |
| Joe Arcidiacono | .... | camera operator: second camera | |
| David Ariniello | .... | best boy grip | |
| David Ariniello | .... | dolly grip | |
| Cesar Baptista | .... | rigging grip | |
| Scott Barnard | .... | third assistant camera (as J Scott Barnard) | |
| Gregory Blum | .... | rigging grip | |
| Hugo Bonilla | .... | additional grip | |
| Jenny Carchman | .... | additional stills | |
| Abigail Cohen | .... | additional stills | |
| Ian Cohen | .... | additional electrician | |
| Christina Conroy | .... | additional electrician (as Christina Konroy) | |
| Moira Demos | .... | third electrician | |
| Vincent Dow | .... | additional electrician | |
| Matthew W. Flannery | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Christopher B. Green | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Lloyd Handwerker | .... | additional first assistant camera | |
| James Harker | .... | additional electrician | |
| James Janowsky | .... | fourth grip | |
| Chris Karlof | .... | best boy | |
| James Levine | .... | still photographer | |
| Steven Lubensky | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Charles McEntee | .... | third grip | |
| Martin Nowlan | .... | additional best boy electric | |
| Steve Ramsey | .... | additional electrician | |
| Edward Read | .... | key grip (as Edward I. Read) | |
| Antonio Rossi | .... | assistant camera: second camera | |
| Antonio Rossi | .... | b camera assistant | |
| Damon Salerno | .... | additional grip | |
| Joyce Schneider | .... | electric intern | |
| Melissa Soltis | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Joia Speciale | .... | additional first assistant camera (as Joia M. Speciale) | |
| Nathan Thoma | .... | additional best boy electric (as Nathan C. Thoma) | |
| James Thorne | .... | gaffer (as Jim Thorne) | |
| Clarissa Weiss | .... | additional electrician (as Clarissa C. Weiss) | |
| Gregory Scott Williams Jr. | .... | electric intern (as Gregory S. Williams) | |
Casting Department | |||
| Karen Etcoff | .... | extras casting | |
| Susan Fried | .... | extras casting | |
| Julie Lichter | .... | casting associate | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Lisa Grosso | .... | wardrobe assistant | |
| Pamela Kezal | .... | assistant costume designer | |
Editorial Department | |||
| John Alagna | .... | optical editor: Effects House | |
| Sarah Brockhoff | .... | first assistant editor (as Matthew Brockhoff) | |
| Ray Bushey III | .... | post-production assistant | |
| Lisa Cossettini | .... | first assistant editor | |
| John Dicker | .... | assistant editor | |
| Cindy McGraw Dircks | .... | edit intern | |
| Jeff Kaplan | .... | titles | |
| Bob La Rossa | .... | color timer | |
| Patricia Sztaba | .... | negative matcher | |
| Stan Sztaba | .... | negative cutter | |
Music Department | |||
| Jeffrey Allen | .... | musician: bass | |
| Johnny Caruso | .... | music editor | |
| Thomas Drescher | .... | music editor | |
| Thomas Hudson | .... | musician: cello | |
| John Katovsich | .... | music coordinator | |
| Ann Kline | .... | associate music supervisor (as Ann Karlin) | |
| Jerry Krenach | .... | musician: drums and percussion | |
| Michelle Kuznetsky | .... | music supervisor | |
| Teresa MacDonell | .... | musician: french horn | |
| Jeffrey Milarsky | .... | musician: percussion | |
| Peter Nashel | .... | score producer | |
| Jonathan Newman | .... | music preparation | |
| Alberto Parrini | .... | musician: cello | |
| John Patterson | .... | mix engineer | |
| Mary Ramos | .... | music supervisor | |
| Paul Riggio | .... | musician: french horn | |
| Larry Saltzman | .... | musician: guitars | |
| Chad Yarbrough | .... | musician: french horn | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Kevin Flynn | .... | transportation captain | |
Other crew | |||
| Anna Abrahams | .... | assistant: Mr. Hauptman and Ms Bronfman | |
| Anna Abrahams | .... | product placement | |
| Anna Abrahams | .... | production associate | |
| Olly Blackburn | .... | additional production assistant | |
| René Brar | .... | intern | |
| John Breglio | .... | legal | |
| Patrick Carone | .... | intern | |
| Dane Carson | .... | craft service | |
| John Chamberlin | .... | location manager | |
| Leonid Choub | .... | intern | |
| Jeremiah Clancy | .... | additional production assistant | |
| Ivana Damjanov | .... | production accountant | |
| Mary Dearth | .... | banking services | |
| Cindy McGraw Dircks | .... | key office production assistant | |
| David DuBois | .... | consultant: safe cracking | |
| Jeffrey Dutemple | .... | additional production assistant | |
| Elaine Epstein | .... | additional craft service | |
| Debby Feuerman | .... | intern | |
| Alexander Ghali | .... | intern | |
| Samanta Giblin | .... | production assistant | |
| Sophie Goldson | .... | intern | |
| Deborah Goldstein | .... | assistant production office coordinator | |
| Ryan Goldstein | .... | intern | |
| Chuck Googe | .... | legal | |
| Roy Griffith | .... | intern | |
| Richard Heller | .... | additional legal | |
| Sarah Hendler | .... | intern | |
| Sarah Hendler | .... | office production assistant | |
| Janet Henry | .... | assistant location manager | |
| Hooky Hollywood | .... | production assistant | |
| Kristin Hondros | .... | production office coordinator | |
| Nicki Infante | .... | production accountant | |
| Amanda Katz | .... | intern | |
| Chris Lally | .... | production assistant | |
| Christopher Lee | .... | intern | |
| Rob Mackey | .... | additional production assistant | |
| Sam McConnell | .... | intern | |
| Charlie McCormack | .... | tutor | |
| Christine Miller | .... | banking services | |
| Symon Mink | .... | production assistant | |
| Ko Nilzuma | .... | parking coordinator | |
| Nicole Petitpierre | .... | continuity supervisor | |
| Karen Robson | .... | additional legal | |
| Vlad Rodov | .... | intern | |
| Patricia Salazar | .... | intern | |
| Marc Scott | .... | intern | |
| Craig Seti | .... | video dailies | |
| Monica Sheldon | .... | publicist | |
| Nazgol Shifteh | .... | intern | |
| Michael Sibley | .... | location scout | |
| Jared Siller | .... | location assistant | |
| John Sloss | .... | additional legal | |
| Sandy S. Solowitz | .... | heavyworks technical support | |
| Brian Steinberg | .... | production assistant | |
| Nancy Swartzman | .... | intern | |
| Derek J. Tabacco | .... | production assistant | |
| Lewis Tchong | .... | intern | |
| Sally Thurer | .... | intern | |
| Mark Urman | .... | publicist | |
| Nancy Willen | .... | publicist | |
| Randal Williams | .... | additional production assistant | |
| Terri Williams | .... | banking services | |
| Jeff Yurro | .... | additional tutor | |
| Trevor Engelson | .... | production assistant (uncredited) | |
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When a movie has so much good natured humor and generally a lot of heart one can forgive anything. While it has extremely low production values and obviously made on an equally low budget, the sheer fun of it all makes this a movie that many have great affection for.
Sam Rockwell's well proven off kilter charm is used to great effect. He's paired beautifully with Steve Zahn as the pitiful singing duo coerced into a life of crime. They are supported by a number of equally engaging characters such as Michael Lerner's overbearing Jewish mobster, Mark Ruffalo's soft hearted safe cracker and best of all Paul Giamatti's "Veal Chop". Giamatti is hilarious as well as touching as the mobster's incapable lackey.
"Safe Men" is an affectionate ode to deluded losers. These characters are losers simply because they are desperately trying to be something they are clearly not cut out for. They are basically a bunch of good guys on the wrong track. Lerner's gangster threatens all sorts of mean acts, but ultimately just wants to give a big hug to all. Zahn's character has a strong inkling something is amiss when after years of trying to hit the big time they are playing to a very silent senior citizen audience. Rockwell, the king of deluded losers, tries to placate him with the explanation that it's a Polish custom to show appreciation by remaining silent.
Maybe it appeals to the delusions that most of us at some point or another are subject to. Whatever; this may be a small, slight movie, but its an immensely enjoyable one.