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Sam
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Eddie
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Big Fat Bernie Gayle
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Michael Schmidt ...
Bernie Jr.
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Hannah
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Frank
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Mitchell
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Leo
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Larry
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Philip
Raymond Serra ...
Barber
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Swoop
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Sherry
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Ira
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Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters. Written by John Sacksteder <jsackste@bellsouth.net>

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Welcome to the world of disorganised crime.

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Comedy | Crime

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Rated R for language | See all certifications »
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7 August 1998 (USA)  »

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Anorganoto eglima  »

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Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$21,210 (USA) (7 August 1998)

Gross:

$21,210 (USA) (7 August 1998)
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Trivia

Director John Hamburg and actor Michael Showalter were college roommates. See more »

Quotes

Eddie: It's a long time to work without getting anything in return.
[Server sets down bottle of mustard on table]
Eddie: IT'S A LONG FUCKING TIME!
Samuel: [to server] He's not talking to you.
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After the end credits, there's a brief scene showing Big Fat Bernie Gayle and Leflore meeting in a men's restroom. See more »

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Features Knight Rider: Knight of the Phoenix: Part 1 (1982) See more »

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Low-key hilarious.
10 January 2003 | by (los angeles, usa) – See all my reviews

If you like low-key humor and a writer/director and actors totally getting what they're doing, you'll love this movie. My only complaint is that it could have been longer and explored some more aspects of the main characters, but other that that, this is a gem.


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