Quest for Camelot (1998)
Ruber: [after the giant ogre sits on him] The ogre's butt.
Garrett: [singing] I know the sound of each rock and stone./ I embrace what others fear./ You are not to roam in this forgotten place./ Just the likes of me are welcome here./ Everything breathes and I know each breath./ For me it means life, for others it's death/ Perfectly balanced,/ Perfectly planned,/ More than enough for this man.
Garrett: [singing] Like every tree stands on its own,/ Reaching for the the sky, I stand alone./ I share my world with no one else./ All by myself, I stand alone/ I've seen your world/ With these very eyes./ Don't come any closer,/ Don't even try./ I've felt all the pain,/ Heard all the lies,/ But in my world, there's no comprimise./ Like every tree stands on its own,/ Reaching for the the sky, I stand alone./ I share my world with no one else./ All by myself, I stand alone.
Lady Juliana: Ruber.
Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...
Lady Juliana: Impertinent pig.
Ruber: Is that a no?
Kayley: [dancing with Garret at their knighting ceremony]
[of the hall of people]
Kayley: Oh, Garret! Isn't this everything you ever dreamed of?
Garrett: Hmm... Not quite *everything*...
[spins Kayley into his arms]
[after Ruber melds Excalibur to his arm with his potion]
Ruber: Don't worry, Julianna. I'll make sure Arthur gets it back. Or gets it in the back.
Ruber: Charming singalong. Now let's get down to business. I've waited a long time for this. What about my new land?
King Arthur: Sir Ruber, always thinking of yourself. As knights of the roundtable, our obligation is to the people. Not to ourselves. Lands will be divided to each persons needs.
Ruber: Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I knew you were running a charity.
Sir Lionel: The king has decided!
Ruber: Then it's time for a new king. And I vote for me.
Sir Lionel: I will not serve under a false king!
Ruber: Then serve... a dead one!
Ruber: [moves in to attack Arthur]
Bladebeak: You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel - clucky? Well, do ya... punk?
[Trying to start a fire with two sticks]
Cornwall: Come on, baby, light my fire...
Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame-retarded dragon.
Devon: Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.
Devon: Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.
Cornwall: But you can call me Corny for short.
Cornwall: Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People'd throw darts at him.
Devon: How can you be so cold-blooded?
Cornwall: I'm a reptile.
Kayley: Are you *sure* this is dragon country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.'... You don't think we'll *see* any... do you?... Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a pride? Is it a herd?
Kayley: Do you hear something?
Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet.
Bladebeak: Dragon a la king. It's such a pleasant change from - -chicken?
Kayley: You *saved* my life! Thank you!
Garrett: Well, everyone makes mistakes sometimes.
Kayley: Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right?
Garrett: And now I'll thank you...
Kayley: For what?
Garrett: For reminding me why I'm a hermit. Good day!
Kayley: Garrett, what are you doing?
Garrett: I'm driving!
Kayley: Are you *sure* that's such a good idea?
Kayley: Hey, your falcon has silver wings!
Garrett: *Really?* I'll have to take your word for it.
Kayley: Oh, no. I'm Sorry, it just means he knows where Excalibur is!
Garrett: Sure he does, in Camelot. You know, big castle, lots of flags...
Kayley: No, it's somewhere in the forest!
King Arthur: Is there any news? Have the knights found Excalibur?
Merlin: I'm afraid not, Sire.
King Arthur: Then I'll go after it myself.
Merlin: [supports him as he stumbles immediately after speaking] No. You must regain your strength.
King Arthur: Is there anything your magic can do?
Merlin: You must rely on the courage of your people.
King Arthur: You have reminded us that the strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.
King Arthur: You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot.
Ruber: Well, I've got to start somewhere.
Minion: Nothing can stop Ruber's plan to take over Camelot.
Lady Juliana: You don't know my daughter.
Ruber: A spear. How Stone Age. A king would hold a nobler weapon. A king would hold *Excalibur*!
Ruber: Panic sweeps across the land.
Ruber: My plan is perfect.
Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable.
Ruber: And now Excalibur is mine.
Gryphon: Eh... here's where we enter a grey area.
Kayley: But, Mother, Excaliber has been stolen. I must go after it!
[after Cornwall and Devon fall off the edge of a cliff]
Cornwall: Houston, we have a problem.
Kayley: [coming to step in front of him as she speaks] Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you?... Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were...
Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
Garrett: ...You know, I always forget that one.
Ruber: Find them all and report back to me! Did you hear me?
Gryphon: Sorry, Master. My mouth was full.
Ruber: Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with *table manners*!
Cornwall: [to Ayden] I got three words for you, Birdy! "Dinner. Is. Served"!
Garrett: [singing] Look at the sky,/ Tell me what do you see,/ Just close your eyes and describe it to me./ The heavens are sparkling with starlight tonight./ That's what I see through your eyes.
Kayley: Please... Don't die.
[She places the healing plant on his side]
Kayley: I can't do this on my own.
[There is a pause as Ayden flies in]
Kayley: I'm sorry. It's all my fault that you were hurt. I mean, I was rattling on when I should have been quiet. I'm no help to anyone.
Garrett: [Shushes her gently] You're wrong.
Kayley: Camelot! Oh Garrett, it's so beautiful! I wish you could see it.
Garrett: I have seen it. And there was no place for me.
[hands her Excalibur]
Kayley: Garrett, what's wrong?
Garrett: Take Excalibur to Authur. You don't have much time.
[Turns back towards the Forbidden Forest]
Kayley: [Runs ahead of him, blocking his path] But we'll deliver the sword together.
Garrett: No. You deliver it. I... I don't belong in that world.
[Moves past her]
Garrett: Come on, Ayden.
Kayley: [softly] But you belong in mine.
Garrett: [to Ayden] You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.