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Mighty Joe Young (1998) Poster

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Andrei Strasser: [points a gun at Jill's face with intent to kill her] Goodbye, Jill. Meet your mother... in Hell.

Jill Young: [stares back at him very calmly, even a slight hint of a smile on her face] Goodbye.

[Strasser turns around and sees Joe towering over him]

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Jill Young: So, this is L.A., huh? Everything looks the same. How do you know where you are?

Greg O'Hara: It's easy. The ocean's that way, the mountains are that way, Mexico's that way, and Canada's thataway. You don't have to worry about the rest; you'll never see it through the smog.

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Greg O'Hara: [Joe is holding him in the air by his leg] You think you could you get him to put me down?

Jill Young: Joe, drop him.

[Joe drops him roughly and Greg passes out]

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Cecily Banks: [has just gotten word that Joe had arrived at the zoo] Okay, people! Elvis is in the building!

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Andrei Strasser: Monsterle! Monsterle!

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Jill Young: [Gregg is holding out his hand to shake on their deal that Jill is in charge of Joe if they go with him to L.A] That's not how we make deals around here. You have to get bitten by a Mahooky Spider, you'll get a fever and delusions. You'll start to say things. Then if you're intensions prove true... we trust you.

Greg O'Hara: [pausing] If I get bit and prove true, you'll come with me?

Jill Young: Yep. What do you think?

Greg O'Hara: [staring at her] I think that's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard.

Jill Young: [smiles] maybe you're not such a fool after all.

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Elegant Woman at Party: She reminds me of somebody, but I can't think who it is.

Gentleman at Party: You, when we first met.

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Jill Young: [sees Greg coming out of the infirmary] He's walking already? Joe should have dropped him harder.

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[At Strasser's estate in Africa, watching a news report on Joe, recently moved to a conservatory in California]

Andrei Strasser: My God... Pindi was right.

[Garth enters the room]

Andrei Strasser: He's beautiful. The most beautiful animal I ever seen.

Garth: And the most valuable, that's for sure.

[sits down, watches as Jill appears on screen]

Garth: Isn't that the...?

Andrei Strasser: Wait! Be quiet!

[Both men's expressions are of recognition as Jill is identified as the daughter of the primatologist they had killed twelve years earlier]

Garth: Bloody hell! That's him!

[pointing at the screen]

Garth: That's him, that's the little feller who bit your finger off!

[Strasser glances down at his mangled right hand, missing the thumb and index finger]

Andrei Strasser: I'm always amazed how, if you wait long enough, the opportunity for justice finally comes. Garth, book us two tickets to America. We are going to pay a visit to this incredible animal.

[smirking, puts a half-glove on his right hand]

Andrei Strasser: I think I know how to convince his current owners to part with him.

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