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Lost in Space (1998) Poster

(1998)

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Dr. Zachary Smith: Never fear, Smith is here.

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[Launching the Jupiter-1]

Major West: And the monkey flips the switch.

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Penny Robinson: [to her diary] On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?

Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?

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Dr. Zachary Smith: You'll forgive me if I forgo the kiss, my sleeping behemoth. But the time has come to awake.

Robot: Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. One, preserve the Robinson Family. Two, Maintain ship systems. Three

Dr. Zachary Smith: What noble charges my steely centurion. Sadly I fear you have far more dire deeds in store for you.

Robot: Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. Two hours into mission destroy Robinson family. Destroy all systems.

Dr. Zachary Smith: Now that's more like it. Farewell my platinum-plated-pal. Give my regards to oblivion.

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Penny Robinson: Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watching Mom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.

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[the Robinson family shares a tender moment of love as they are reunited]

Major West: You know, the planet IS breaking up around us.

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Will Robinson: [after seeing the old ship 20 years into the future] Oh shit!

Dr. Zachary Smith: A boy of your intelligence should never swear.

[Smith sees the old ship]

Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh shit. Indeed.

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Judy Robinson: Who was it that said, "Those who can't think, fight"? I think it was me.

[walks away]

Major West: [to Prof. Robinson] That's one cold fish I'd like to thaw.

[Judy returns]

Major West: [to Prof. Robinson]

Judy Robinson: Oh, I won't be home for dinner tonight, *Dad*.

[Judy walks away. West stares at John, who also walks away]

Major West: It's gonna be a *long* flight.

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[Why the others should believe his warning about the spiders]

Dr. Zachary Smith: Trust me, Major. Evil knows evil.

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Major West: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.

Judy Robinson: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it?

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Penny Robinson: Never love anything, kiddo, you will just end up losing it.

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Major West: 8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic.

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[to her diary, about Major West]

Penny Robinson: Ouch. Could he be cuter? I don't *think* so.

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Robot: It sounds like old morse code.

Will Robinson: What does it say?

Robot: Danger, Will Robinson, danger.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: Black was always my colour.

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Major West: OK, last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: Like the drip, drip, drip of blood...

Major West: You really need to shut up.

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John Robinson: There's a lot of space out there to get lost in.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: Give my regards to oblivion.

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Major West: What about you, Doc? Is there some lucky little nerd you left behind?

Judy Robinson: I've spent the last three years training for this mission. I'm trying to save the planet. I haven't had time for fun.

Major West: If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?

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[as Will looks for parts to Robot's body]

Will Robinson: Relax, Robot. I'm going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends.

Robot: Oh, ha ha.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: [reprogramming the future Robot] Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time...

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[Major West arms the Proteus' reactor to explode, to kill the Space Spiders]

John Robinson: What are you doing?

Major West: You never leave an enemy stronghold intact.

John Robinson: Major, stop.

Major West: One of your father's first rules of engagement.

John Robinson: That's a direct order.

Major West: I hate spiders.

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[the Jupiter II is hurtling towards the Sun]

John Robinson: We're caught in the sun's gravitational pull. We're headed straight for it.

Major West: Oh, really? Is that what the big round ball is?

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Major West: It's working.

John Robinson: What?

Major West: If we can't go around the Sun, then we go straight through it, using your hyperdrive.

John Robinson: If we engage the hyperdrive without a gate, we could be thrown anywhere in the galaxy.

Major West: Anywhere but here.

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Major West: I'm going to try to break us out of the atmosphere.

John Robinson: No, we don't have enough core material for that.

Major West: Well, maybe if we catch one of the thermal...

John Robinson: No, it won't work. I *know*. We have to go... down. Through the planet as she's breaking up. We can use the planet's gravity...

Major West: What?

John Robinson: To throw us ut the other side and back into space!

Major West: That's insane!

John Robinson: I don't have time to argue.

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Maureen Robinson: Am I interrupting something? No really, I think you two should go ahead and slug it out. I mean, here we are on an alien world and you boys want to get into a pissing contest? Please, go for it. I'll have Judy down here in a heartbeat to declare you both unfit, and I'll take over this mission. Now I don't want to hear another word from either of you, is THAT clear?

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Maureen Robinson: Get the hell out of there!

Robot: [being controlled by Will] Mom says, get the hell out of there!

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Dr. Zachary Smith: I'm a doctor, not a space explorer.

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Robot: Will Robinson! I will tell you a joke! Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!

Will Robinson: We've got a *lot* of work to do.

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Robot: Destroy Robinson family.

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Penny Robinson: Here we go again.

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Penny Robinson: This mission sucks. I don't wanna leave early. I don't wanna go at all.

Maureen Robinson: We will discuss this at dinner.

Penny Robinson: For the last three years, I've missed everything. Training. So I can spend the next ten years missing everything else. I'm not staying home for dinner. I'm going out to see my friends.

Maureen Robinson: Penny.

Penny Robinson: I'm going out to... say good-bye to my entire life.

Maureen Robinson: Penny I need you here tonight.

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Penny Robinson: We're lost, aren't we?

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John Robinson: Have you noticed, you take to opposite position to whatever I say?

Maureen Robinson: Of course I do, we're married.

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Maureen Robinson: NOT another word. Better. Now if you've finished hosing down the decks with testosterone, I suggest you come with me. I may have found a way to get us off this planet.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind.

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Major West: If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?

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Dr. Zachary Smith: I loathe children.

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Monster Smith: You should have killed me when you had the chance.

John Robinson: You know, you're right. I couldn't kill the man...

[takes out on of Will's science fair plaques as an improvised weapon]

John Robinson: But I can kill the monster!

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Monster Smith: Haven't you made the doorway... too small?

Older Will: Not for me. But then, I'm not going, am I? The spiders didn't kill the girls. It was you. I just didn't let myself see it. You kept me alive because you needed me. Because I could build this for you.

Monster Smith: Poor, poor boy. Did you think that I would let you go? After all that I have become? Look at me. I am no mere man.

[He takes off the clothes covering him to reveal a spider/human figure]

Monster Smith: I am a god. Within these eggsacks lives a monster race of spiders. We shall descend upon helpless Earth. An entire planet on which to rule. An entire planet on which to feed! Time to die, *son*.

Older Will: I'm not your son!

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Dr. Zachary Smith: [to the Robot] Unhand me, you mechanical moron.

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Will Robinson: Oh, shit.

Dr. Zachary Smith: A boy of your intelligence should never swear... Oh, shit.

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[Will, through the robot's holographic interface, sees the spiders eating the other injured spiders]

Will Robinson: Eww. They eat their wounded.

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Will Robinson: [speaking through Robot] Mom says to get the hell outta there!

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Maureen Robinson: Get the hell out of there!

Will Robinson: [speaking through the Robot] Mom says to get the hell out of there.

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Maureen Robinson: [after will alters holographic projection of his principal, making her look like a gorilla] No more monkey business!

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[after attacking Dr. Smith]

Monster Smith: I never liked me anyway.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: You can't do it can you? You can't kill the man without becoming the monster.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh, be still my foolish heart.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: It's the world behind the world Dr. Robinson. Lie once, cheat twice, and everything becomes clear.

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Major West: [just before the spaceship explodes] I'm sorry.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: Major West, I highly recommend you never breed. That, by the way, is my medical opinion.

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Reporter #1: Professor Robinson, how do your children feel about traveling into space for the next ten years?

John Robinson: They couldn't be more excited.

[next scene]

Penny Robinson: This mission sucks!

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Dr. Zachary Smith: [to Will Robinson] Let me tell you a lesson about life, kid. There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one.

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Dr. Zachary Smith: Something you should abide by on this world or any other, never trust anyone. Especially me.

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[First night on an unknown unfriendly looking planet they crashed on]

Maureen Robinson: Good night, John.

John Robinson: Good night, Maureen.

Will Robinson: Good night, Judy.

Penny Robinson: Good night, Will.

Judy Robinson: Good night, Penny.

[pause]

Major West: You guys have got to be kidding.

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Will Robinson: [to Penny] Do they have a name for what's wrong with you?

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Will Robinson: Can we cut back on her air supply so she's not so annoying when she wakes up?

Penny Robinson: Does he have to wake up at all?

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Dr. Zachary Smith: Nothing good can come of this.

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[last lines]

John Robinson: [before the Jupiter goes into hyperdrive] Initiate now.

Will Robinson: Cool!

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Major West: [West assembles his gun as the spiders are attacking] A million bucks worth of weaponry, and I'd trade it all back for a lousy can of Raid.

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