5 out of 5 people found the following comment useful :- "Lock, Stock" comes at us with two smoking barrels, 5 November 2006
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dunmore_ego from Los Angeles, California
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"Right! Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the
greedy and those who love me from the ones who don't " Bacon (Jason
Statham) and Eddie (Nick Moran) work a street crowd with their hot
merchandise. Cops. They flee. When the film suddenly crashes into
super-slomo, and a hard, street-savvy narration kicks in (Alan Ford's
voice) telling us of Bacon's and Eddie's street chicanery on its last
legs, we hark back to the opening of *Pulp Fiction* (where Tim Roth and
Amanda Plummer are dialoguing intriguingly and cooing like lovebirds
over coffee in a diner one minute and in the next, suddenly viciously
holding up the joint). Like *Pulp*, this Guy Ritchie-penned and
directed trash whore promises to be a dialog-luscious film with a
rabid style all its own.
It is.
With a frenetic energy that few films today possess, *Lock, Stock and
Two Smoking Barrels* is the work of a film-maker who remembers that
movies are, first and foremost, Entertainment. Guy Ritchie is Danny
Boyle (*Trainspotting, 28 Days Later*) on crank.
Along with Statham and Moran, Dexter Fletcher (as Soap) and Jason
Flemyng (as "Tubby" Tommy) round out the quartet of twenty-something
East End street friends who pool their cash to enter Eddie, a
card-shark natural, into a life-or-death stakes card game with local
gangster and porn king, "Hatchet" Harry Lonsdale (P.H. Moriarty).
Which Eddie, through Harry's cheating, promptly loses.
So begins Eddie and the boys' crooked quest to deliver "half a million
knickers" to Harry before Harry's bulldog, Barry "The Baptist" (Lenny
McLean) starts claiming their digits as vig.
That's the short version. In the final telling, Lock, Stock - filmed
with a leached look that makes London look even stinkier and gloomier
than it actually is - is a Mobius strip of black comedic robbery and
nihilistic bloodletting, shot through a revolving-door of
criss-crossing, cross-killing, kill-switching plots.
Concurrent with our desperate hero foursome (calling them anti-heroes
does not even suffice for their level of "anti," so let's drop the
prefix and stop pretending we don't support bad guys), there are the
dazed and confused marijuana farmers led by the willowy Winston (Steven
Mackintosh), whom we first meet inanely arguing over locking the front
gate; there are Eddie's neighbors, a gang of thieves as ruthless as
they are inept, led by a chilling sadist, Dog (Frank Harper), whom we
first meet as he swipes golf balls off the nose of a victim while
machete-ing another hanging upside down; there is a black gang of
giants led by a cockney midget with a fashion-challenged 'fro, Rory
Breaker (Vas Blackwood), whose introduction to the story sees him
setting a man on fire for insisting he change the pub television
channel; then there are the two clueless, low-rent bandits (Jake
Abraham and Victor McGuire) who burgle the smoking barrels of the title
with plot-twisting consequences; there's Big Chris (Vinnie Jones), a
merciless hit-man who is yet intent on raising his son with manners,
and a hardened bar owner, JD, who shuns the maelstrom, not for want of
street-cred, but because he is miles beyond mustered (played by Sting,
as hard as the day he formed The Police).
With a source-music soundtrack that swivels effortlessly between
savage, scarring guitars to ska figures and traditional Jewish
plucking, and slang so rich your ears will gain ten pounds ("not with
Liberia's deficit in ya skyrocket," "orders an Aristotle of the most
ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub"), Lock, Stock wends its complex
way to a furiously satisfying climax, twists aplenty and a final shot
that will renew your faith in creative storytelling like a date with a
drunk Hans Christian Andersen.
This movie is a modern classic.
No matter the Serious Critics denigrating style over substance, this
movie - stylistic to a fault defiantly does not lack for substance.
It is no secret that the nature of the medium is *reliant* on style, so
it is as silly to say that a movie should lack "style" as a rock band
should lack "image" these are the selling points of the products.
Style is an integral aspect of a modern director's toolbox and Ritchie
has consciously chosen to present his product this stylishly - and his
cup overfloweth with substance too.
Yet Ritchie's stylistic verve earns him his share of detractors, some
rationally decrying the new breed of crash-cutting, shotgun
storytellers, some just too slow-witted to keep up with the swagger of
the Ritchies, Tarantinos and Boyles subsequently, there are only two
ways to take this movie: either not at all, or lock, stock and two
smoking barrels
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"Lock, Stock" comes at us with two smoking barrels, 5 November 2006
Author: dunmore_ego from Los Angeles, California
*** This comment may contain spoilers ***
"Right! Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the greedy and those who love me from the ones who don't " Bacon (Jason Statham) and Eddie (Nick Moran) work a street crowd with their hot merchandise. Cops. They flee. When the film suddenly crashes into super-slomo, and a hard, street-savvy narration kicks in (Alan Ford's voice) telling us of Bacon's and Eddie's street chicanery on its last legs, we hark back to the opening of *Pulp Fiction* (where Tim Roth and Amanda Plummer are dialoguing intriguingly and cooing like lovebirds over coffee in a diner one minute and in the next, suddenly viciously holding up the joint). Like *Pulp*, this Guy Ritchie-penned and directed trash whore promises to be a dialog-luscious film with a rabid style all its own.
It is.
With a frenetic energy that few films today possess, *Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels* is the work of a film-maker who remembers that movies are, first and foremost, Entertainment. Guy Ritchie is Danny Boyle (*Trainspotting, 28 Days Later*) on crank.
Along with Statham and Moran, Dexter Fletcher (as Soap) and Jason Flemyng (as "Tubby" Tommy) round out the quartet of twenty-something East End street friends who pool their cash to enter Eddie, a card-shark natural, into a life-or-death stakes card game with local gangster and porn king, "Hatchet" Harry Lonsdale (P.H. Moriarty).
Which Eddie, through Harry's cheating, promptly loses.
So begins Eddie and the boys' crooked quest to deliver "half a million knickers" to Harry before Harry's bulldog, Barry "The Baptist" (Lenny McLean) starts claiming their digits as vig.
That's the short version. In the final telling, Lock, Stock - filmed with a leached look that makes London look even stinkier and gloomier than it actually is - is a Mobius strip of black comedic robbery and nihilistic bloodletting, shot through a revolving-door of criss-crossing, cross-killing, kill-switching plots.
Concurrent with our desperate hero foursome (calling them anti-heroes does not even suffice for their level of "anti," so let's drop the prefix and stop pretending we don't support bad guys), there are the dazed and confused marijuana farmers led by the willowy Winston (Steven Mackintosh), whom we first meet inanely arguing over locking the front gate; there are Eddie's neighbors, a gang of thieves as ruthless as they are inept, led by a chilling sadist, Dog (Frank Harper), whom we first meet as he swipes golf balls off the nose of a victim while machete-ing another hanging upside down; there is a black gang of giants led by a cockney midget with a fashion-challenged 'fro, Rory Breaker (Vas Blackwood), whose introduction to the story sees him setting a man on fire for insisting he change the pub television channel; then there are the two clueless, low-rent bandits (Jake Abraham and Victor McGuire) who burgle the smoking barrels of the title with plot-twisting consequences; there's Big Chris (Vinnie Jones), a merciless hit-man who is yet intent on raising his son with manners, and a hardened bar owner, JD, who shuns the maelstrom, not for want of street-cred, but because he is miles beyond mustered (played by Sting, as hard as the day he formed The Police).
With a source-music soundtrack that swivels effortlessly between savage, scarring guitars to ska figures and traditional Jewish plucking, and slang so rich your ears will gain ten pounds ("not with Liberia's deficit in ya skyrocket," "orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub"), Lock, Stock wends its complex way to a furiously satisfying climax, twists aplenty and a final shot that will renew your faith in creative storytelling like a date with a drunk Hans Christian Andersen.
This movie is a modern classic.
No matter the Serious Critics denigrating style over substance, this movie - stylistic to a fault defiantly does not lack for substance. It is no secret that the nature of the medium is *reliant* on style, so it is as silly to say that a movie should lack "style" as a rock band should lack "image" these are the selling points of the products. Style is an integral aspect of a modern director's toolbox and Ritchie has consciously chosen to present his product this stylishly - and his cup overfloweth with substance too.
Yet Ritchie's stylistic verve earns him his share of detractors, some rationally decrying the new breed of crash-cutting, shotgun storytellers, some just too slow-witted to keep up with the swagger of the Ritchies, Tarantinos and Boyles subsequently, there are only two ways to take this movie: either not at all, or lock, stock and two smoking barrels
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