Hard Rain (1998)
Ray: Hey, did you teach your students how to make things like this?
Mr. Mehlor: Have you been in a high school recently? My students taught ME how to make stuff like this.
Tom: What did you hit me with, anyway?
Karen: It was a crucifix. (Everyone looks at her) What? It was all I could find.
Tom: Great, I'm gonna have people from all around the world come to see the impression of Jesus on my forehead.
Sheriff: You took the money. Didn't you son?
Tom: Yeah I hid it in the cemetery.
Wayne Bryce: Why you do that?
Tom: I don't like to carry around that much cash, ya know?
Henry: I'm going to row back there and see if he will shoot you. Or me. It's fine either way.
Karen: I wonder whose car this is.
Tom: Whoever it is, they like Pat Benatar, Eddie Money and... Oh. The soundtrack to Footloose.
Tom: Oh, my God. This is my car from high school.
Jim: Look! We just want the money! You guys can walk away, we won't kill you!
Sheriff: For twenty years, I've been eatin' shit; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free.