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Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) Poster

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Laurie Strode: How about you? Are you tired of my bullshit?

Will Brennan: I'm a counselor; I'm attracted to it.

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Will Brennan: What should I do?

Laurie Strode: Try to live.

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Tony: Hasn't anyone ever told you that second-hand smoke kills?

Nurse Marion: Yeah, but they're all dead.

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Laurie Strode: My brother killed my sister.

Will Brennan: How did he do that?

Laurie Strode: With a really big, sharp kitchen knife.

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Norma Watson: Oh. Miss Tate. I didn't mean to make you jump. It's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare.

Laurie Strode: I've had my share.

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John: Mom, I am not responsible for you. That's it, I've had enough. I can't take it anymore mom. He's dead. Michael Myers is dead.

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John: Because today is the day. I can feel it. Today is the day you are going to realize that I am seventeen years old and your overprotection and paranoia is inhibiting my growing process.

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John: If you want to stay handcuffed to your dead brother, that's fine. But you're not dragging me along. Not anymore.

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John: It just occured to me today that I've never celebrated Halloween before.

Molly: And why's that?

John: Oh, we've got a psychotic serial killer in the family who loves to butcher people on Halloween, and I just thought it in bad taste to celebrate.

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Laurie Strode: Okay, John. I know that you get your smart mouth from my side of the family, so I'll cut you a break.

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[about shoplifting a bottle of alcoholic drink]

John: I can't believe we're doing this.

Charlie: Desperate measures.

John: It's illegal.

Charlie: It's harmless and expected.

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Sarah: Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.

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Sarah: Paging Inconsiderate: Party of One. Okay Charlie, no sex games till I've eaten.

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[Holding a Hockey Stick]

Jimmy Howell: Jimmy's been suspended five times this year already for gettin' a little crazy with the STICK.

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Ronny: Ah, Fuck Me Shit.

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[to John Tate]

Charlie Devereaux: You're an Oedipal enabler.

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Laurie Strode: My name's not Keri Tate.

Will Brennan: Oooh, what is it?

Laurie Strode: Laurie Strode.

Will Brennan: [laughs] Strode?

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[Fitz decides to contact Haddonfield about Michael Myers]

Det. Matt Sampson: All right, you tell 'em to look for a guy with a cane and Alzheimer's.

Fitz: The guy would be younger than I am, okay? I was 15 when he killed his sister back in '63.

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[Laurie, Will and the kids have just survived from Michael]

Will Brennan: Who was that?

Laurie Strode: My brother.

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[During the opening credits, Dr. Sam Loomis can be heard saying a line from the original "Halloween"]

Dr. Samuel 'Sam' Loomis: I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding, even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

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Laurie Strode: [it's just her and Michael left at the school] MICHAEEEEL!

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Laurie Strode: I'm not who you think I am.

Will Brennan: Okay. Who are you?

Laurie Strode: My name's not Kerri Tate.

Will Brennan: Oooh. What is it?

Laurie Strode: Laurie Strode.

Will Brennan: Strode?

Laurie Strode: Strode. I changed my name when I went into hiding.

Will Brennan: Oh, I like that. That's like... like... like the Witness Protection Program. What did you, like, rat out the mob, or something?

Laurie Strode: My brother killed my sister... when she was 17.

Will Brennan: Well, that's... suck-y. How'd he do that?

Laurie Strode: With a really big, sharp kitchen knife.

Will Brennan: That's terrible. Take off your clothes.

Laurie Strode: You said you'd listen.

Will Brennan: Okay.

Laurie Strode: They locked him up for a long time, but he got out and... he came after me. But I got away. But he killed a lot of my friends. It happened -...

Laurie StrodeWill Brennan:

  • -On Halloween.


Laurie Strode: You've heard the story.

Will Brennan: Who hasn't? Michael Myers. It's like 20 years ago, right?

Laurie Strode: 1978.

Will Brennan: And the girl that... What happened to the sister? She died, right?

Laurie Strode: No. She faked her death... and, now, she's the head mistress of a very posh, secluded private school in Northern California.

Will Brennan: What?

Laurie Strode: Hoping and praying every year... that her brother won't find her.

Will Brennan: You're telling me the truth?

Laurie Strode: Now, do you want a drink?

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